[ChrisCoutureUK]

Okay, we've all been talking about the changes that we, the hardcore BB fans, want to see for Big Brother's last ever series (with C4 anyway).

So lets try and get fifty things we want to see changed in order for the show to go out with the biggest bang ever!

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1. Bring back live feed.
2. Make auditionees pre-apply before the actual audition date to prevent people auditioning on a whim. (Do a short application online/through post for hopefuls).
3. Big Brother cast team need to be get rid of the 'cast' scheme of putting housemates in "because that one will hate that one, and that one will love that one", just see who is best and stick 16 of them in.
4. Have more twists and secrets to keep the viewers surprised and entertained rather than it being predictable.
5. Make the final 50 auditionees do a lie detector test to weedle out the fake wannabes from the genuinely determined.
6. Get rid of "The Tokens" and give housemates unlimited hot water and use of hair appliances.
7. Make housemates sign a contract that says they must pay a fine if they walk out of the Big Brother house.
8. Do not break-up arguements, let them be human and just get it all out. Do not separate them.
9. Raise the prize money, but start the show at £0. Housemates must then earn their prize money throughout the series. This way, housemates should pay more attention to tasks and not prat around. It will also stop anyone boycotting nominations.
10. Bring back the "3 warnings" system. To be given if; a housemate breaks a fundamental rule such as intentionally not wearing their microphone, refusing to nominate, being abusive or threatening to the Big Brother staff, being abusive or threatening to a fellow housemate. Everytime a housemate gets a warning, they lose £2000 from the price money, and after using all 3warnings they WILL be removed from the house.
11. Introduce the 'intruder' from BB Australia where special guests (preferably celebs) can enter the house for a day to a week. (This could be a good idea to get Davina in the house like she wants to).
12. Bring back "The House Next Door". One where the original housemates are complete unaware of it. OR you could have a major new idea for the opening night and have 2houses, but both houses think they're the only ones, eventually getting them to become one after 2-3weeks.
13. Bring back unlimited alcohol.
14. Any housemates that celebrate their birthday while in the house should get a party with a theme of their choice.
15. DO NOT put in people that didn't audition for the sake of a housemate. (Nicole for Rex, Kenneth for Karly, Isaac for Noirin).
16. Try not to put in a housemate that is like a past housemate. (No more butch lesbians - we've had Lisa and Kitten. If there is gunna be a lesbian, put in a really pretty feminine lesbian).
17. DO NOT put in anyone that is already with an agency.
18. Put in at least 2 housemates from each age group (18-19, 20's, 30's, 40's, 50+).
19. Make it the biggest house ever, filled with first-time accessories like a tanning bed/spraytan booth and massage table, and then also things like a garden shed to be used as the jail and secret garden to be used as the snug or "nowhere".
20. Do not allow anyone over the age of 25 to audition if it's their first time. These people clearly don't want to be in the house that much as they have had 5years to audition and haven't.

Okay, so I've come up with 20. Now come up with the other 30+.

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