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29-07-2005, 04:19 PM
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anyone know any silly jokes i could do with a cheer up
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30-07-2005, 11:57 AM
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whats black and white and rolling?
a nun falling down the stairs! whats black and white and laughing? the nun that pushed her! whats black and white and squashed? the nun the first nun fell on! 
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30-07-2005, 03:00 PM
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Why did grandma stick her head in a computer ?
Someone told her she should put her hair in a net 
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01-08-2005, 11:47 AM
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what buscuit makes a lot of noise?
a custard scream |
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01-08-2005, 11:47 AM
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what did the cat say when it had no money?
i'm paw |
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01-08-2005, 11:49 AM
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hOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU SAW A DINASOUR IN YOUR GARDEN ?
Very old |
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01-08-2005, 11:50 AM
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two tomatoes were walking down the street one of them was in the lead it turned round and shouted hurry up and ketchup!
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01-08-2005, 11:51 AM
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01-08-2005, 11:52 AM
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cat: i'll be bark (back)
HEY THATS THE DOGS LINE! 
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02-08-2005, 12:55 PM
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How can you double your money ?
Look at it in the mirror
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05-08-2005, 11:40 AM
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lol
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05-08-2005, 11:40 AM
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did you hear the one about the rotton egg?
no, oh well too bad |
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05-08-2005, 11:41 AM
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i don't get my egg joke!
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05-08-2005, 11:41 AM
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i got it off an easter egg years ago!
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05-08-2005, 12:07 PM
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06-08-2005, 01:15 PM
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how about the good old origonal joke!
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side! |
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07-08-2005, 03:21 PM
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Just had a Penguin biscuit with this joke on it -
What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys? He got lockjaw  :huges mile:
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07-08-2005, 09:19 PM
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Teacher should i put the school computer on
child no the dress your wearing looks fine |
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08-08-2005, 05:18 PM
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
Chicken's day off. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens weren't invented in those days. |
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09-08-2005, 12:01 PM
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what do you get if you cross and elephant and a kangaroo?
big holes in australia |
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11-08-2005, 03:04 PM
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knock knock
who's there? open the door and find out |
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22-08-2005, 05:45 PM
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mother: why have you got a big red cross on your homework you got it all right
child: the teacher was cross at me |
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30-08-2005, 09:15 PM
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why did the chicken cross the road?
toget to the other side why did he want too go too the other side? to go to the pub why did he go too the pub? to go to the toilet why did he go too the toilet? hang out with all the cocks (as in the birds) 
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30-08-2005, 09:17 PM
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30-08-2005, 09:27 PM
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props heared ths one man there where three man an english and irish and a scotish
and they find a magic slide when you go down you can wish for anythin you want irish man- went down and wished to have a really fit girls be his girl friend and when he went down there were loads of women waiting for him scots man- when goes down wished for a millions of pounds goes down the slide at end find millions of pounds in a bag at the bottom english man- couldnt think of anything too which for so he shouted weeeeeeeeee half way shouted s h i t i forgot to late he had **** his bands and had a piss had the same time |
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