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Old 08-11-2009, 05:51 PM #1
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Default The *OFFICIAL* thread of TiBB Wisdom.
TiBB has been home to some esteemed academics for many a year, and it's time some of TiBB's best loved quips of genius be recorded, in that hope that we may one day pass them on to our children. And our children's children. So when something catches your eye that YOU deem worthy of praise and adulation, post it here because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!



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is it called a blowjob when the general idea is to suck?
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is this insulting me or not, either way. thanks. good thread
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is this insulting me or not, either way. thanks. good thread
No, this is a collection of genuinely inspired, heart warming post lore, for the advancement of all humankind!, so feel free to chip in when something on the forum catches your eye that you deem worthy of praise!
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I think this thread has a lot of potential.
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no but why isit a blowjob when you suck? it confuses me
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no but why isit a blowjob when you suck? it confuses me
Because the overall goal is to make them BLOW, if you catch my drift.
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Because the overall goal is to make them BLOW, if you catch my drift.
i do but you have to suck before they blow.

suckjob.
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i do but you have to suck before they blow.

suckjob.
You have to do a lot of other things too, but we don't call it a Bendjob or an Open Wider!

'Tis an interesting philosophical angle though, I grant you.
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You have to do a lot of other things too, but we don't call it a Bendjob or an Open Wider!

'Tis an interesting philosophical angle though, I grant you.
We shall find out Stu, haha. pmsl @ Bendjob. that's catchy.
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I thought women pee'd out of their bums... SERIOUSLY!
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Some fine technological musings from master Arista :

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ITVHD on Freesat HD
has shown loads of movies in HD
that is great.
This week every night a 9PM ITV1 and ITV1 HD
shows a new drama 'Collision'
that is the way to go.
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http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...vagina&page=32

I remember laughing at this so hard, bless Sam who didn't know how many holes girls have:

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A fanny is a hole in which girls urinate out of and in which a male penis can enter to reproduce.

A cock is a long.. sometimes short fleshy thing on a males crotch in which males urinate out of and they can also be used to enter vaginas and arseholes for pleasure and reproduction. A cock is also a male chicken.
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What do they wee out of then? Their ass?
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Aint that the vagina though? How many holes do you girls have!
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The Vagina thread:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...ghlight=vagina

Top 10 of Best Threads ever.
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http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...vagina&page=32

I remember laughing at this so hard, bless Sam who didn't know how many holes girls have:







And this, leaded into this:

The Vagina thread:

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LOL I loved that thread. TiBB really needs a read only Gold section where we keep these classics.

Patrick showing us all where he went wrong :

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No Explostion, No one got hurt, No Firebirgade, No Big Crowd outside, No Smoke!
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My graphics shops HAVE to have a mention.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...ad.php?t=48678
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My fail-erific graphics shop that lasted about 10 days
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...d.php?t=119808
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I don't see how it fits in here. It's just a failed thread?
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Mouth = best.
You can use your imagination. Or that other thing...
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You can use your imagination. Or that other thing...
I prefer the latter.
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