[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

I WROTE THIS POEM AFTER HEARING ON THE NEWS THAT ROD STEWART HAS BANNED HIS FAMILY FROM TAKEING THERE MOBILES TO THE DINNER TABLE < I THINK HES ON THE RIGHT TRACK AND WE NEED TO GO ONE BIT FURTHER AND BAN THEM FROM ALL PUBLIC PLACES EXCECPT EMERGANCYS. I MEAN IT IS SO SHAMEFULE LISTENING TO SOMEONE BEHIND YOU ON THE PHONE AND WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT < I NEARLY DIE OF SHAME ? OR IS THE JOE OVER REACTING LIKE NORMAL ? LOVE TO HEAR IF ANYONE ELSE THINKS WE NEED TO BAN THE MOBILE.



ban the mobile



common sense has prevailed,

rod wont have his family failed.

no interruptions from this vile contraption,

rod and his family are free from face drop reaction.

i want to embrace and encourage and i will follow,

i do understand the rest of the uk will just wallow.

just getting on a bus and all i hear is " yer yer yer init great",

people do not no how to talk now a days, its all this "na na na mate".

so i am backing rod, infarct i want a ban,

lets do a march and protest if you are a "rod" fan.

no mobile on trains, busses and definitely not in the park,

suddenly life is looking brighter, gone is the dark.

can rods plan get a lift,

or is it impossible in 2009 for the mobile to shift.

no doubt this is a controversial debate and opinion are the rage,

i am so sorry that's my phone, a-s-a-p and i will be back to finish this page.

[Tom]

nah hes wrong

[Scarlett.]

TIN FOIL WILL SAVE US!

Destroying mobiles will return balance to the force!

[Jords]

Of course we should not ban the mobile!

[Stu]

I got two paper cups and a string. Let's fucking rock and roll.

[WOMBAI]

Extremely rude to use a mobile at the dinner table! Don't blame him!

[Beastie]

Originally Posted by Stu

I got two paper cups and a string. Let's fucking rock and roll.

this.