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Old 09-12-2009, 01:41 PM #1
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Default A Love Letter

You Complete Me

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Spanky McFuckerbottom


I knew, my dear, you were special when I first saw you post, a monotonic Rorschach that made my heart sink-skip-sink. You're an animal, housetrained and fresh, not biting your toenails when people can see and only picking your arse when needed most. My love! You are The One, Utter Fact. Take a bow, my barbarian friend. Your simplicity is key to your love. When you do not post, it's like leaving the last bite of Big Mac - torture to the soul and heartache so real and raw.

You are special, in many ways. Your are arista and should be proud. You *******ing loon.

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