Apparently, instead of an eviction we'll be getting a live task:
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HARDMAN Alex Reid and rival Dane Bowers will be humiliated tonight by being forced to sing a love duet live on TV.
One of the hunks will be made to wear a dress for the romantic boy-girl show- stopper.
And cross-dresser Alex will be first in the queue when the frocks are unveiled.
A Celebrity Big Brother insider said: “Think of all the best love duets in the world and it’s always a boy and a girl.
“We’ve had Olivia Newton- John and John Travolta, Elton John and Kiki Dee, Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie.
“Now we’ll get Alex and Dane!”
Evil-minded bosses will make the warring pair – who had a full-blown scrap on New Year’s Eve – cosy up and perform the slushy song in front of millions of viewers.
Host Davina McCall, 42, will unveil a live cabaret spectacular featuring all the housemates. Some will do tricks and others will attempt to dance. But the act everyone will want to watch is the love duet that features Jordan’s current squeeze Alex, 34, and ex-boyfriend Dane, 30.
And seeing that Alex has openly admitted he has an alter-ego called Roxanne and loves crossdressing, it seems highly likely he will volunteer to play the girl’s role.
But the task is bound to make them squirm. The pair have barely spoken to one another since they entered the house on Sunday evening.
They had a spat at 31-year- old Kate Price’s New Year party and pals claim it ended with cagefighter Alex lamping the former Another Level star.
Both deny they fought. But Dane – who has a gash over his right eye – has admitted to show bosses that the pair were far from close.
The two housemates have no idea what’s in store and won’t be told until tonight.
Only yesterday Dane secretly bitched that Alex was playing up to the cameras.
And he is not the only one bored by Alex’s showing off.
Yesterday the men in the house were all ordered to take part in a “Hunk-Off” contest.
They had to pose in swimwear for the girls who then voted for the hunkiest male.
Alex immediately threw himself on the floor and started doing press-ups.
Vinnie Jones, 45, said: “If he was made of chocolate he’d eat himself, wouldn’t he?”
Then Alex decided to try to enhance his manhood by putting apples down his pants.
But he was told that would be cheating.
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It's not quite what I was hoping for. Hope it's actually better than what it sounds like.