[Shasown]

http://twitpic.com/12k9z6

Apparently this is taken from a sex education manual of the 60's.

Dont know if thats true but it made me laugh, And understand why my grandad was so content with his lot.

For those that cant read the text of the picture, it was extracted from this supposed advice to young wives:

THE GOOD WIFE GUIDE

(This is an actual extract from a Home Economics textbook printed in 1961)

QUOTE Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return from work. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, papers etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. During the colder months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum.

Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first; remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit. Don't greet him with complaints and problems. Don't complain if he's late home for dinner, or even stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange the pillow and offer to take off his shoes.

Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice. Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness.

Once he has had a chance to have his evening meal clear the dishes and wash up promptly. If your husband should offer to help decline his offer as he may feel obliged to repeat this offer and after a long working day he does not need the extra work. Encourage your husband to pursue his hobbies and interests and be supportive without seeming to encroach. If you have any little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these, as women's interests are often rather trivial compared to men's.

At the end of the evening tidy the home ready for the morning and again think ahead to his breakfast needs. Your husband's breakfast is vital if he is to face the outside world in a positive fashion.

Once you have both retired to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom as he would have to do for his train. But remember to took your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be lead by your husband's wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's.

When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your nighttime face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.

[Jack_]

This must've been what one of my teachers was on about, rofl.

[cupid stunt]

lol thats ****in mad bet wombai wont be happy wen she sees that hahahaha

[WOMBAI]

Wombai isn't! What a load of old codswollop! Thankfully times have move on!

[Enid]

My orgasm is more important than anyone's. Tsk tsk..

[GypsyGoth]

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Can't be doing with lazy, goodfornothing men!

[Twilight]

WTF, thank god times have moved on.

[cupid stunt]

Originally Posted by WOMBAI

Can't be doing with lazy, goodfornothing men!

scuse me darlin i think youll find its most birds dat are wotless n lazy these days

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by cupid stunt

scuse me darlin i think youll find its most birds dat are wotless n lazy these days

Don't think so darlin!

[cupid stunt]

Originally Posted by WOMBAI

Don't think so darlin!

dont no wot area your from but its defintely like that up ere, certain bitches be drinkin an shaggin more than certain man dem and most of them gyal take there man 4 a mug, me ive banged a few gals wot had a man dat **** is so easy, chicks dont give a **** these days am tellin ya

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

PMSL Good one I love it.



How To Impress A Woman:
Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Support her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Encourage her, Believe in her, Pray with her, Pray for her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewellery, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How To Impress a Man:
Show up naked ... Bring beer ... Don't block the TV

[InOne]

Originally Posted by cupid stunt

dont no wot area your from but its defintely like that up ere, certain bitches be drinkin an shaggin more than certain man dem and most of them gyal take there man 4 a mug, me ive banged a few gals wot had a man dat **** is so easy, chicks dont give a **** these days am tellin ya

Where you from?

[cupid stunt]

Originally Posted by InOne

Where you from?

sheffield you

[supernoodles!]

well fook that ****.

[Beastie]

Originally Posted by cupid stunt

sheffield you

Enid lives there. I have visited Sheffield before. Do I live there or near there? I am not saying. I am going as far as.. I live in Yorkshire. lol

[InOne]

Originally Posted by cupid stunt

sheffield you

Yorkshire. Not far off from you

[James]

What snopes.com has to say about this one - http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp

[cupid stunt]

fair enuff lot of ppl from yorkshire on eya int there lol

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by cupid stunt

sheffield you

I was born in Sheffield! Go there every few months to see family

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Jack_

I was born in Sheffield! Go there every few months to see family

He might be your cuz

[Princess]

I remember in Home Ec our teacher brought this in to show us and we all just spend the whole class going 'Oh my God the ****ing cheek' but it is! So glad I live now.

[cupid stunt]

lol sheff aint dat small haha

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by cupid stunt

lol sheff aint dat small haha

can I take this moment to remind you that you are not black with a afro-Caribbean heritage and as such you do not need to speak in the rather affected patois that you persist in doing.

[cupid stunt]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

can I take this moment to remind you that you are not black with a afro-Caribbean heritage and as such you do not need to speak in the rather affected patois that you persist in doing.

most of ma m8s are black so i dont no wot the **** your on about
****in eediat boy