[Fangz]

...No, really, I am.
There's this list of ways to tell if your child is a goth (and is therefore satan-worshipping, violent and delusional)
but a lot of it applies to anyone, no matter their age.
Here are some of the items I find the most disturbing.

Your child is dressing in black and worshipping Satan if:

- They are gay/bisexual. (These are probably the same people who stand around with banners that say '******s go to Hell')

- They drink alcohol. (OMFG!! Jesus drank alcohol! He must worship satan!)

- They misbehave at school/home. (But it's okay if they misbehave somewhere else.)
-They watch cable TV or view other 'corrupt media sources'.
-They express an interest in sex. (Only asexuals go to heaven, kiddies.)

- They complain of boredom. (That...honestly, it mocks itself...)

- Insists on spending time alone with their friends without adult supervision. (I'm sixteen, so technically I'm an adult. But what fifteen year old wants mummy holding their hand while they talk to their friends?)

There's a load of other crap on the list that's just as bad, but it won't let you copy-and-paste it, so I'm not typing it all.

Oh yeah, if more than five of the list-items apply to your child, seek professional help, you may still be able to salvage their soul.

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