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Shaun · 11-04-2010, 02:02 AM

The A-List:
MrGaryy - gurl is on fire. Fresh from winning Elimination 5 and The Clique 2, the forum reality tv-obsessed outcast has ditched her drab old usernames and now reigns supreme as the site's fiercest gay. MarkWaldorf is old. Ross is dirty. DamonWho?

Stu - a brief wank-off of site admins Kaz and James has secured his place back on the site and prevented the seemingly-inevitable permaban and his scathing cinematic piece now showing is a box office hit.

Billy - There was a brief blip in Billy's animosity and for a while we thought all hope was lost. But he's back in his prime now, and his crusade for a better TiBB is inspiring to us all.

Shasown - that post about the Lucy's lesbian mum would have made me spit out my drink if I was drinking anything at the time and had a human body.

Lucy. - managed an impressive 3rd in TiBB Eurovision despite her murky past and a fairly inoffensive song.

LemonJam - the premiere for his island-thing got more rave reviews than MrLuvaLuva's forray into the dubstep scene.

Jack_ - Ditching the fails has done him a world of good. And there hasn't been a Fritzl joke in months.

lili - she's back! rejoice! dance around hills like Graham Norton in a gigalo!

Princess - nobody's heard of Mark Owen in about 2 months and all is calm...she's back in the game

Karl - we're totally ALL about posting threads about sleeping with other members' siblings. Very good.

30stone - I haven't stopped and thought 'why is he a moderator?' in a very long time. There's something good in the water.

Ruth*Star - we are totally ALL about 2007 chic.

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The B-List:

Ross - moving house apparently does a dent to your status, we're afraid. The former King of the Lodge/Cabin/Basement/Den/Filthriddencirclejerk has grown a lighter shade of fail lately and we hope he retains his active and clawed crown soon.

happyland - I'm not entirely sure who or what it is but it's seemingly made a comeback and that's apparently a good thing.

bansheewails - same as happyland, except we all know who she is.

Dezzy - fresh from a volunteeringypschologythingy development he can now ditch the wannabasian act.

DoubleTrouble - he went AWOL for a while and all seemed to look wrong; how could TiBB continue without its post*****? But now he's back with a GaGaKelisloving vengeance.

MissKittyFantastico - Johnny Depp signature and Skarsgard avatar? It's like you think I'm a manloving dreamer...

Nathan - we're unsure of his standing on the forum since there seem to be some rather random mutual resentments here and there, but until he tears out Rory's jugular he'll be fine by us.

Rory - would be higher if it weren't for the constant reminders of how awful Facebook is. We get it honey, go put on Film4 and chillax ffs.

David - came back, utterly DESTROYED the fails and has been MIA since. Come back! All is forgiven.

InOne - well who was really expecting him to make the final five of Gary's game? Hmm? Someone's Mr. Popular.

Jaye - We don't really know where she came from but she or he seems to be the TiBB flavour of the month. **** the week. She or he is one to watch...

Shaun - Won Eurovision. Lost credibility for Fritzl joke.

Jayson - He's got rid of the silly username. But I haven't noticed him do anything else D; FAKE SOMETHING. QUICKLY.

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The C-List:

bettiepage - well a vagina avatar can only get you so far, sweetcheeks, perhaps pop your head in the place once in a while?

Harry! - I still can't spell the username and without any Madonna tours/singles/albums being released his presence has dissipated. Perhaps Kylie's comeback this year will see him return to his worryingly defensive self. <3

Lewis. - The photography competition is back! Yay! Oh...no...nobody cares.

thebeast - has been found to be in possession of a number of rational, interesting and good views lately and has toned down on the post-til-I-pass-out approach.

setanta - Honey I love you but the "popularity contest/wankoff/kissass" record is beyond broken. We're aware the Most-Loved thread is currently more sugary-sweet than a caramelised diabetic, but leave it out.

BOOSH - it ticks every TiBB loveable box. A glee avatar. Song lyrics in the sig. Already posted an alphabet-based game. Sure, in a year he'll be exposed for actually living in Indonesia as a 34-year-old transvestite, but let's just savour it while we have it.

Zee - ****. using Twilight Twitty and GrePac for your Eurovision project was MY IDEA. for the record, I'm also using my own and Karl's lovely mug.

MeMyselfandI - if anyone can be confused for being me, that is instant credit right there.

Claymores - well being that much of a tosser and managing to fly under the radar is quite an acheivement.

Conzors - his first thread in months and didn't result in an argument. There may be a slow rise to glory here.

CaraRawr - bitch joined in with the avatarrrrs but didn't change her signature. WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF COMMITMENT?

Toasteee - we don't know what to make of you. One day you're kinda fierce, the next you're more irrelevant than John Goodman's side order of salad.

Ninastar - she used to be all foxes and naivety but she seems to be quiet lately.

Twilight - her latest single 'Get Down, Real Low, Feel Me' has BOMBED in the India Top 200 and her asian dominance appears to be on the ropes.

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The D-List:

Jen - who?

PJ. - since his killing spree in In Cold Blood he seems to have hung up the pruning sheers and lost his claws. We want our PJ with extra bite back.

Smithy - exposé of the week was his shocking adoration of Zee [i know you don't really but this is a joke

] but how will he cope now the truth's been outed?

Jessica. - moves down a list for joining the "Shaun is MMAI" bandwagon. Bitch, please.

daniel-lewis-1985 - or whatever his sodding name is. OH HE'S SO WACKY~ PEEPS HE CAN SAY WORDS LIKE "BUMBLEBEE" AND "TUPPENCE". Shut up. Tart.

Jords - moves up a list for...well...not being as annoying as before. under observation.

Hugo - word on the street is he's planning a return. But when? and where? and do we care?

Sophii3x - I'll be honest with you honey, I forgot you existed.

Stephanie - posting a thread called 'ban me.' and nobody obliges? situation must be critical when even James goes '...nah, leave it blud.'

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The Z-List:

Arneldo - spotted on Twitter saying 'I left that, does it miss me?' answer: no. no it does not.

MichaelSpears - LEAVE MIA THE **** ALONE.

Jonathan. - honestly honey, 5 Telephone icons would be enough. 15 just makes you look like MichaelSpears' ugly sister.

Captain.Remy - yes, you were once B-List. But a shocking outburst against MIAnn is the only thing we've noticed him do lately, and things are looking bad for the TiBB frenchman. But there is potential for a requiem.

Raph. - ever since his exposé he's been all fingers and

- but leaving because you feel bullied by Stacey says it all, really. Grow ein pair, bitte.

Ann - well where IS she? stuck in a lift in Matalan? WE WANT ANSWERS.

zotler. - daft little cant. living proof that any of you who thinks you can take me down will be RUINED.

andybigbro - like you were going to be anywhere else you ****ing abortion of a member.

*Insult removed* - Please dont include this member in this.

MarkWaldorf - he claims to have left the site. bitch please, don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Patrick - if I were running a battle of the banneds, he'd win hands-down. He puts his foot in it more often than a dog-walker in Croydon.

MrGaryy · 11-04-2010, 02:04 AM

hearts.

MissKittyFantastico · 11-04-2010, 02:04 AM

Roflmao!

LemonJam · 11-04-2010, 02:05 AM

D list again

Princess · 11-04-2010, 02:06 AM

LMAO! Yay for A-List! Mark's been in rehab for a month,not 2 though

But whatever.

Kerry · 11-04-2010, 02:07 AM

Shaun · 11-04-2010, 02:07 AM

this shall be updated sporadically with new entries. some may even change positions.

ALSO!
STAY TUNED for Rob's forecasts!

ahahahahaa, no. Rob. Z-List. shoo.