[Harry!]

Very good lol. Poor David / Lockley

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by iceman

the asylum: Room a, turn right


rosstopher and lilian quickly exited through the door but to their shock the others had vanished. "this is just like lost" said lilian. "oh you can **** if your gonna start talking about that crap, i hear enough from lockley" as they panned down what seemed like a long corridor they realised they were actually in the mod run. This is how the mods keep an eye on all the members they have imprisoned here. "which way now?" said rosstopher..........

"right of course, thats what my waters are telling me and trust me you don't want to be going against my waters" said lilian. As the two turned right they finally saw how the mods could see them, "oh a two way mirror" said rosstopher. "it all makes sense now" quipped lilian. Walking down the corridor ross looked into one of the rooms, "hey i know him, that's novice"

member 14
novice - a young man who once ruled the boards with an iron fist. He too claims he has left the boards but with no concrete evidence can he be trusted? Novice is obsessed with football and rangers in particular. Will the glory of the goal outshine the glory of escape he wants out!

weapon of choice
a swift kick to the groin, lowers sperm count and stuns for 5 minutes.

Rosstopher tapped on the glass, "well hello there", novice wondered where the noise was coming from and called out "boone". "right that's it one more lost reference and im done, seriously" an angered rosstopher exclaimed. "oh rosstopher and lilian, get me out of here, there's this guy called reginald and he's been freaking me out lately" he said in an ushered voice.

Lilian flipped a switch and the double mirror began to lower. "nice balls" lilian and rosstopher thought to themselves looking at a shelf with 5 footballs on it. The three heard a cry from around the corner and went to investigate it. Novice now taking the lead. The other two didn't mind becuase they'd rather him go first than them.

As they turned the corner they found a battered lockley. "lockley what happened brother?" "there was black smoke just like the one from los" with that rosstopher took out his sword and slahed lockley's neck. "i ****ing warned you all about this lost shít" he said whilst checking his hair in the mirror. Novice retorted "that may be well and true but he didn't know that and only he knew what happened, well done jackass" "bitches listen, i wanna get the hell out of here, you two can play fight later, i'm leaving."

the trio continued on down the corridor, not before novice grabbed piece of wire from lockley's backpack, he quickly put it in his pocket before the others noticed. Rosstopher seemed pleased as he had one final look at lockleys dead body.....

bumpage

[Princess]

Ooooooooooh just read all 3 parts,loving this!! You've got Orla down to a tee

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Princess

Ooooooooooh just read all 3 parts,loving this!! You've got Orla down to a tee

I know I just got all this in my head and it has to come out LOL



will do more after BGT

[Raph]

will read this when I get back from school tomorrow

[Shaun]

Aaaaaw, poor Lockley.

[Ross]

Don't mess with Rosstopher, bitch!

I love this.

[Ramsay]

Just read this all now
LOL this is great
thanks for including me eoin

[Novo]

Lockley is a elite warrior he can not be killed he must be coming back later on

[Jayson]

Lockley

[Iceman]

If you live by the sword.....

[Novo]

You never die by the sword...

[Iceman]

The Asylum; Room A, Turn Left

As they exited Room A the group realised that Rosstopher and Lilian were still behind them they decided to go on without them in the hope they would catch them up. Lockley said he would go right, while the others all went left.

The group of Members ran down the boards and suddenly realised they were in the Music centre. They peered into the rooms which were all empty, all but one. Shaunessy flicked a switch and the double mirror began to lower. Smoke bellowed out whilst Depeche Mode played in the background he instantly knew who was in here. "Guys it's okay it's just Stewie's room"

Member 15
Stewie - A chilled back Member who doesn't really mind being stuck on the boards, he has been putting people in his place with wit and concrete facts. He has no obsession but rather an addiction. Word got to him that Cannabis would be legalised in the next Month and finally HE WANTS OUT but he may be a little too stoned to know this just yet......

Weapon Of Choice:
A hit of a bong that puts the most headstrong into a procrastonating stupper.

"Dudes welcome to the place where all your drems go down the drain" he laughed. "ugh c'mon I can't stand the smell" said Orla. "then don't smell it" laughed Stewie to himself. Karlito at this stage was sweating bad, he could smell the weed from the back of the group and slowly started to make his way in. "I really shouldn't" he thought, "but hell i'm happy having a good smoke before I go"

Karlito entered and wen't straight to a bong that was on the side of a table, Stewie hadn't realised this. Karlito took a huge hit from the bong and another. Stewie realising went over and began to pace up and down the room. "What's the matter Stewie?" asked Youyourself&I. "It's not weed in that it's god damn rat poison, i've been gassing the bloody things" he replied. "look you guys should keep going, put the mirror up when you leave and i'll hide him in the corner over there where the clothes on the ground are" he told them. Stu then went over to Karlito and said "Dude it's fine they're gone". "Thank **** for that, I couldn't take another day of Shaunessy bossing me around" replied a full of energy Karlito. "any weed" he asked" "Of course I do" laughed Stewie. "we got an hour left at least before they get suspicious"

With what just happened that the others went back outside and heard a cry down the Boards. "Lockley" screamed Paddy, who had been keeping quiet as he was intimidated by Stewie. The Members ran down the corridor to find a pile of blood and etchings on the wall that read "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42". "Lockley was here for sure, we need to keep going if we have any chance of finding him" said Orla........With that the group moved on, unknown to them they were about to encounter their first MOD....

Please now vote on which MOD they should encounter first. A list is on first page.

[Ross]

Zed

[Twilight]

Originally Posted by Ross

Zed

this

[Stu]

Oh my, that was beautiful Eoin . I have to go back and read it from the start now .

[Stu]

I say Jamesey.

[Ramsay]

400pounds!

[Iceman]

Okay will leave this open for the night and coutn the votes tomorrow.

The Asylum Part 2 begins then.

[Shaun]

Vixen.

Loving this Eoin

[Ramsay]

aw man i love it
me and stu the shneaky stoners

[Stu]

Oh we're shnakey out boss.

[Iceman]

A complete run through without member profiles.

The Intro:

All seemed well on the boards today, there had been no bans and very little lockdowns on threads. This was very unusual for the board but it was planned like this. Shaunessy called on his boardmate Karlito to spread the word. The time was now, their plan would finally begin after months of planning. Karlito could easily walk around the boards without looking suspicious, infact the MODS didn't even notice him walk past the Tower.

Karlito gazed through the first room we came to, Orla's. He peered in and all he could see was pictures of Take That. All was not as it seemed though, as he looked closer he could see that Mark Owen's face was blacked out on all of them. "how could you, you bastard" he could hear Orla mumble. He pretended not to see or hear any of this and called for Orla to get ready. She quickly wiped tears from her face and put something in her pocket.

As Karlito gathered all the Members to Shaunessy's room. Shaunessy had a cheeky grin on his face "Orgy time" he thought to himself. He soon remembered why they were doing this and the thought quickly disperesed. "We all know why we're here and what we need to do to get out". "Orla did you throw the MODS off our scent?" "Fat chance of that happening with Emiline in that T-Shirt" Jayshunned shouted. Emiline spun her head around and gave a look to Jayshunned that made him feel cold inside. "Sorry Emiline" he whimpered. "Yes i told them we were having a Glee get together" Orla said proudly. Glancing around the room she realised the others weren't impressed. "That will have to do Orla, next time say we're watching BGT, I think Jamesy watches Glee, WE DON'T NEED MODS HERE K?" scorned Shaunessy.

The Asylum: Room A

As the Members walked down the long board remembering not to be too loud they came to the end of the Corridor. Ahead of them were 3 Rooms; A, B and C. They began to argue about which room they should go through with Chooie saying they should think this through logically and the rest agreeing. "Ooops" said Rosstopher in an evil toned voice. He had opened the door to the Mysterious Room A. The members heard a MOD and quickly ushered inside.......it was pitch black but they could hear a noise humming from the far end of the room. Emiline slowly moved to the back of the group clearly not wanting to be the first to find out what it was.

Karlito, sick of waiting walked up to the humming noise, he caught glimpse of a lightswitch infront of him and pressed it. "Oh my God, what the **** is that" exclaimed Shaunessy. "It's me" retorted Youyourself&you. She clearly hadn't put any make up on. Karlito picked up what appeared to be a vibrating didlo. "guess we know what that humming noise was" he laughed. "Oh hai, I've been looking for this everywhere" said a voice from the background. All eyes shot round to a clearly embarassed Rosstopher. "Bahahaha" screeched Shaunessy. "c'mon guys we have to get on with this, we don't know which MOD was outside" said Paddy.

LIFE IN THE FAST LANE, LIFE IN THE FAST LANE bellowed through a speaker.

"It can't be him, it just can't" said a clearly shaken Larry. "It is, I knew we hadn't seen the last of him after the Election, It's Aristobot and he's gonna try to break our group up, we need to stick together" said Lockley

Arisobot was not seen in person, there was a plexi glass box which looked shockingly like an old fashioned 80's hard drive.

I SUCCEEDED IN OUSTING THAT SCOT, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.

"I can keep him occupied by arguing but not for long" said Jessintha. "Karlito give me your gun" Shaunessy said. He quickly grabbed Karlitos gun, took the water tank off and put an acid bile in it's place. "Where do we aim?" asked Jayshunned. "At the keypad obviously you dipshít" said the charming voice of Lilian. Shaunessy pointed the gun just as Aristobot finished up with with Jessintha.

KEEP ON KEEPING ON. NOW TO GET RID OF YOU FROM MY SANCTUARY.

Shaun pulled the trigger and the acid erupted all over the keypad, it slowly began melting. Aristobot was having none of it. SIGN OF THE TIMES, REBELLION AND ANGER. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE, I WILL NOT ALLOW. "We can and we are" shouted Lilian. the group scrambled to the door which was now halfway open, all except for Rosstopher and Lilian who had both seen a message come through on a screen. It was from Marcus and it was slowly coming through like on thos out of date computers. It read "Aristobot, thank you for your information, we are going into full mode LOCKDOWN, they will not escape, they can't escape because" at this stage the first door opened and the 2 Members ran towards where everyone else had gone.

Rosstopher and Lilian quickly exited through the door but to their shock the others had vanished. "This is just like LOST" said Lilian. "Oh you can **** if your gonna start talking about that crap, I hear enough from lockley" As they panned down what seemed like a long corridor they realised they were actually in the MOD RUN. This is how the MODS keep an eye on all the Members they have imprisoned here. "which way now?" said Rosstopher..........

The Asylum: Room A, Turn Right

Rosstopher and Lilian quickly exited through the door but to their shock the others had vanished. "This is just like LOST" said Lilian. "Oh you can **** if your gonna start talking about that crap, I hear enough from lockley" As they panned down what seemed like a long corridor they realised they were actually in the MOD RUN. This is how the MODS keep an eye on all the Members they have imprisoned here. "which way now?" said Rosstopher..........

"Right of course, thats what my waters are telling me and trust me you don't want to be going against my waters" said Lilian. As the two turned right they finally saw how the MODS could see them, "Oh a two way mirror" said Rosstopher. "It all makes sense now" quipped Lilian. Walking down the corridor Ross looked into one of the rooms, "hey i know him, that's Novice"

Rosstopher tapped on the glass, "well hello there", Novice wondered where the noise was coming from and called out "Boone". "Right that's it one more LOST reference and im done, seriously" an angered Rosstopher exclaimed. "Oh Rosstopher and Lilian, get me out of here, there's this guy called Reginald and he's been freaking me out lately" he said in an ushered voice.

Lilian flipped a switch and the double mirror began to lower. "Nice balls" Lilian and Rosstopher thought to themselves looking at a shelf with 5 footballs on it. The three heard a cry from around the corner and went to investigate it. Novice now taking the lead. The other two didn't mind becuase they'd rather him go first than them.

As they turned the corner they found a battered Lockley. "Lockley what happened brother?" "There was Black Smoke just like the one from LOS" with that Rosstopher took out his sword and slahed Lockley's neck. "I ****ing warned you all about this LOST shít" he said whilst checking his hair in the mirror. Novice retorted "that may be well and true but he didn't know that and only he knew what happened, well done Jackass" "Bitches listen, I wanna get the hell out of here, you two can play fight later, i'm leaving."

The trio continued on down the corridor, not before Novice grabbed piece of wire from Lockley's backpack, he quickly put it in his pocket before the others noticed. Rosstopher seemed pleased as he had one final look at Lockleys dead body.....

The Asylum; Room A, Turn Left

As they exited Room A the group realised that Rosstopher and Lilian were still behind them they decided to go on without them in the hope they would catch them up. Lockley said he would go right, while the others all went left.

The group of Members ran down the boards and suddenly realised they were in the Music centre. They peered into the rooms which were all empty, all but one. Shaunessy flicked a switch and the double mirror began to lower. Smoke bellowed out whilst Depeche Mode played in the background he instantly knew who was in here. "Guys it's okay it's just Stewie's room"

"Dudes welcome to the place where all your drems go down the drain" he laughed. "ugh c'mon I can't stand the smell" said Orla. "then don't smell it" laughed Stewie to himself. Karlito at this stage was sweating bad, he could smell the weed from the back of the group and slowly started to make his way in. "I really shouldn't" he thought, "but hell i'm happy having a good smoke before I go"

Karlito entered and wen't straight to a bong that was on the side of a table, Stewie hadn't realised this. Karlito took a huge hit from the bong and another. Stewie realising went over and began to pace up and down the room. "What's the matter Stewie?" asked Youyourself&I. "It's not weed in that it's god damn rat poison, i've been gassing the bloody things" he replied. "look you guys should keep going, put the mirror up when you leave and i'll hide him in the corner over there where the clothes on the ground are" he told them. Stu then went over to Karlito and said "Dude it's fine they're gone". "Thank **** for that, I couldn't take another day of Shaunessy bossing me around" replied a full of energy Karlito. "any weed" he asked" "Of course I do" laughed Stewie. "we got an hour left at least before they get suspicious"

With what just happened that the others went back outside and heard a cry down the Boards. "Lockley" screamed Paddy, who had been keeping quiet as he was intimidated by Stewie. The Members ran down the corridor to find a pile of blood and etchings on the wall that read "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42". "Lockley was here for sure, we need to keep going if we have any chance of finding him" said Orla........With that the group moved on, unknown to them they were about to encounter their first MOD....

Please now vote on which MOD they should encounter first. A list is on first page.

[30stone]

This is a very good read eoin

[Iceman]

like to throw a MOD name in Ben for the next part?