[James]

CAOIMHE (pronounced Kee-va)
Age: 22
From: Dublin
Occupation: Student

This feisty colleen describes her self as a fag hag but still lives at home with her mum and dad. She believes that cooking and cleaning are beneath her and is desperate to leave home and the suburbs so that she can go out on the lash more.

As a child she claims to have been an ugly uni-browed loner but at 20 went to live in Spain for two years returning mature, strong and fluent in Spanish.

She DJs around town and her mum calls her "her favourite slapper". She believes it is human nature to be selfish and bitchy and admits to being a bit of a diva 'but only in a tasteful, sophisticated and elegant way'. Caoimhe hates snobbery and people who look down on others because of their job, status or work; she thinks everyone is equal.

Caoimhe admits she could fancy a girl if the right one came along but she is great at seducing men saying 'I just strut my stuff and heads turn'. She admits to finding chavs sexy but generally thinks that love is 'wonderful but dangerous as it turns you crazy and turns your heart to marshmallow'. Caoimhe is currently seeing someone… but says it's going nowhere.