[lily.]

* The Female always makes the Rules.

* The Rules are subject to change at any time without notification.

* No Male can possibly know all of the Rules.

* If the Female suspects that the Male knows all of the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

* The Female is NEVER wrong.

* If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that the Male said or did wrong.

* If the above rule applies the Male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

* The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

* The male must never change his mind without written consent from the Female.

* The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

* The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

* The female must under NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

* Any attempt to document there Rules could result in bodily harm.

* If the Female has P.M.S., all of the Rules are null and void.

[lilmissnaughty]

LOL!

[jrc]

Oh dear.....

[sol]

[lily.]

JRC & Sol (especially JRC though...)

Come back in 10 years, and you will be saying... "Stropz warned me about women!"

[Red Moon]

Behave Stropz

[Fangz]

Originally posted by jrc
Oh dear.....

I'd turn gay if I were you.

[lily.]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Behave Stropz

Sorry. I don't know how! I'm not familiar with that term.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stropz

Sorry. I don't know how! I'm not familiar with that term.

I'll teach you some time LOL

[lily.]

OoOoOoO....

Do you have a paddle?

[Red Moon]

Yes....... and a inflatable boat LOL

[lily.]

.. and. lets curtail this conversation before it gets out of hand..

*looks up innocently*

*points at RedMoon*

He corrupted me... it was all his fault!

[Z]

See I've been subjected to this already due to a crazy mother and an equally crazy sister in law and sister in law's sister + mother.

[Red Moon]

I was talking about rubber dinghies.... I am innocent.

[Sunny_01]

Hmm now then Red have you actually taken the time to read the rules? if you have you would know there is no possible way you could actually be right!!!

[jrc]

Originally posted by Fangz

I'd turn gay if I were you.

That made me chuckle...

[sol]

lol stropz

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
Hmm now then Red have you actually taken the time to read the rules? if you have you would know there is no possible way you could actually be right!!!

Rules are made to be broken... that's why I ended up here!

Thanks Channel 4.... lol

[Corkie]

the rules are wierd

but wierd at the same time

[Princess]

I love the rules,they seem perfect to me

[lily.]

Yup, me too princess.

And any of you guys hoping to flaunt the rules will learn the hard way.

1. The woman is always right.
2. If the woman is not right, refer to rule 1.

[Princess]

LOLVery true Stropz!

[Red Moon]

A WOMAN'S RANDOM THOUGHTS

1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.

2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

8) Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty .... do it and die."

10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

[lily.]

Ok, here's one for you:

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once!!!!!

[lily.]

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.


CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.