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She started grinning like a demented chimpanzee when she asked Ben what he does for a living and he mentioned it sometimes involved going to parties to interview people and food and drink was laid on...she called it the 'bestest ever job in the world'...
This woman seems to have led a very boring existence up to now on that farm in the west country, most of which she seems to have spent eating vast quantities of pies judging by her ever expanding waistline....her accent dosent help matters either.