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BB11 Channel 4's last Big Brother series started June 2010. Josie Gibson was the winner. All the gossip about the Big Brother 11 house, series and housemates here! |
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22-06-2010, 01:30 PM | #1 | |||
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What might have been............
Mr Darcy - Ben Elizabeth Bennet - Scabby/Chippy Scene: In the Boudoir of Scabby Mr Darcy: Madame would you care for a gentle perambulation around the grounds, perchance to linger in the vicinity of your fragrant smoking area for a tête-à-tête? Elizabeth: Dear Mr Darcy, you are suddenly so forward in your endeavours regarding me, so why don’t you shut the F”*’ up. Mr Darcy: Madame, you have the most singular choice of language. Elizabeth: Mr Darcy, you don’t know me, so I don’t give 10 shades of faeces what you think. Mr Darcy: Dear Elizabeth, I am enthralled by your earthy and imaginative articulations. Are you by any chance an Actress? Elizabeth: How very F*”#*n dare you Mr Darcy, you mean less to me than the faeces which emanates from my mouth Mr Darcy: Dearest Elizabeth, I meant no harm, I only wished to assure you I am captivated by your elusive femininity. Elizabeth: Why don’t you just let your man servant be schooled in the habits so detested by my Antipodean cousin, the Honourable John James, or are you just a practitioner of onanism? Mr Darcy, You, you……allude of the love that dare not speak it’s name? Elizabeth: I do not need to concern myself with your unwanted attentions any longer Mr Darcy, I have girlish matters to attend with my bosom friend Caoimhe. She is more of a man than you will ever be. Mr Darcy: Dearest Elizabeth, you have wounded me with your bitter words but as I still regard your fragrant femininity with deepest regard, I shall pass off your misandry as a temporary aberation. Elizabeth: Oh shut the F”@* up you onanist Mr Darcy: Then I bid you Good Day, Madame! Elizabeth: Give us a hug....is it 5 o'clock yet?
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22-06-2010, 09:43 PM | #2 | |||
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Bump
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22-06-2010, 09:46 PM | #3 | |||
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LMFAO
Thread of the year
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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22-06-2010, 09:50 PM | #4 | |||
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bump
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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22-06-2010, 10:03 PM | #5 | |||
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*bump*
I know this is a bit trolly, but this thread deserves more attention.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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22-06-2010, 10:12 PM | #6 | |||
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Thanks BB, though of course I see scabby more of a Miss Piggy than a Miss Elizabeth
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22-06-2010, 10:18 PM | #7 | |||
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Nonsense... Miss Piggy has ten times the class.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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22-06-2010, 10:37 PM | #8 | |||
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Okay then, Miss Piggy's fatter, uglier, nastier and less bright sister who couldn't even get a role on the muppets.
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