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24-11-2005, 02:46 PM
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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LYRICS: What If God Smoked Cannabis Sung to the tune of, "If God Was One Of Us" With apologies to Joan Osbourne If God had long hair And a goatee, And if his eyes looked pretty glazed... If He looked spaced out Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah, yeah, God looks baked. Yeah, yeah, God smells good, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah... What if God smoked cannabis? Hit the bong like some of us? Drove a tie-dyed microbus, And he subscribed to Rolling Stone? When God made this place, In the beginning, Did He plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake Was always offering? And yeah, yeah... God rolls great, Yeah, yeah, God smells good, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah... What if God smoked cannabis? Do you suppose he had a buzz When he made the platypus When he created earth, our home? Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones? And do you think He rolls His own Up there in heaven on the throne? And when the saints go marching home, Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl? |
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24-11-2005, 02:54 PM
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 funny as ****!!!!
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24-11-2005, 02:56 PM
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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lol.. it sounds so ordinary too. That could be playin in the background somewhere and I'm quite sure nobody would notice it wasn't the real one!
PS. U have me addicted to InkLink now!! I keep goin back for more! lol.. when are u gonna be playing so I can whoop yer a$$!
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24-11-2005, 02:57 PM
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Well I have 30 mins or so now.......
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24-11-2005, 02:58 PM
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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K, lets do it.. !
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24-11-2005, 02:59 PM
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am in practice parlour.
Nope thats full....errrm |
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24-11-2005, 03:01 PM
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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Coffee Shop
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24-11-2005, 03:24 PM
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Geezzee..... they really didnt play fair in the room!!!!
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24-11-2005, 03:25 PM
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lol.. b4st4rds.. kids prolly!
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24-11-2005, 05:49 PM
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If he had, we would have a 21 day week, with at least 10 sundays.
S/He would also have undoubtedly invented cookie mountains and chocolate fountains, and there would be even more really peculiar creatures like the duck-billed platypus. I suspect we would have found it even more impossible to scratch our backs, and that every time we sneezed we would automatically trump loudly. S/He might also have decided to place our genitalia in the middle of our foreheads, and cause us to hiccough everytime we had a bad thought. |
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24-11-2005, 08:12 PM
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dancinnnnnnnng cannabis
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24-11-2005, 08:16 PM
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24-11-2005, 09:50 PM
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happy baccy
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24-11-2005, 09:51 PM
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hippie ganga man
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24-11-2005, 09:52 PM
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hot pot
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24-11-2005, 09:53 PM
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a nice place
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