[Loukas]

Awwww. I haven't made a thread for ages but the most random thing just happened to me. I think it was worth making a thread.



I twas just browsing the forum while just chilling on the inside my windowsill, it's like a seat that is amazing to sit on.. Anyway.. Basically i just made friends with some hilarious drunk woman that lives in on my estate. She was clearly drunk, she was walking all over the place!

She then looked up at my bedroom window, i live on a first floor flat, it was really bright in my room and it was dark outside. She called out ''GOD, OH MY GOD. IT'S GOD.'' She pointed up at me and i was slightly confused but then she started preying and it made more sense. She came over and was like ''Can i tell you a story?'' I was like sure...

She sat down, well she fell but she stayed on the floor. My lord, that funny bitch said she wanted to tell 'GOD' a 'bedtime story'. She told the 3 little pigs but she forgot what happened in the end. LOL

After about 5 minutes of getting to know her i know that her name is Helen and she loves god and stories. She also knows that she had too much to drink tonight hahahaha


Has anything random but hillarious ever happened to you like that?

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['Conor]

someone put her in the house now! she would be classic

[Loukas]

LOL! I know right. She is my new BFF!

[setanta]

You missed your chance there Loukas. Should have asked her up when she wanted to tell you a story. hee hee

[Loukas]

she was like middle aged and butters. Plus i dont swing that way haha

[lol]

I saw a guy rubbing himself up and down against a lampost once.