[Locke.]

"I don't need a queeny strop from someone who fancies me who I don't fancy back."

"Well the problem is.. with everything.. she's so into like sinister plots an stuff, as is John, you shoula heard the two of them. I'm nervous as hell about this, but they're saying that this happens as a cover for something else, like i'm gonna go out there, I'll be bundled into a bag and taken off to Munich or something."

Mario: "Ben if you get a choice please ask for a good looking gay guy, please!!"

Ben: "Mario I'm not gonna do that am I, that's the end of my career in America!"

Mario: "Is that all you care about?"

Ben: "Yes."

"I'm not gonna stand there and say 'I want a good looking gay guy to come into the house'."

[Shaun]

Ben would not appreciate the improper use of the apostrophe in this title.

[Locke.]

It looked wrong without the apostrophe

Can't be bothere changing it

[MusicMan]

"It looks like a prison designed by Boy George"

[Claymores]

Ben in DR:

BEN: Can you tell them about the hot water without mentioning me please?"

BB: You are free to leave the DR

WEASEL

[Claymores]

(Paraphrase)

BEN: My secret task involved doing horrible things to all of you so I refused, like stealing all the rest of Shabby's hats

LYING WEASEL

[Stacey.]

" Because I don't want his weiner up my bum I'm a horrible person "

[BOOSH]

Where'd the other Ben Quote thread go?

[King Gizzard]

He comes out just to tell them

''I've just been eating a carrot''

[Stacey.]

"I'm not a dirty person"

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

mario, mario, mario, o ooooooooo

[calyman]

I said I wouldn't do the TOT's task because they wanted me to steal Shabby's hats.

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

few of my favourite Ben quotes so far

Dave: you give up your task, give up your punishment, you shafted me Ben
Ben: I didnt shaft you, I gave you something to do for the afternoon

Ben: I didnt knife him in the back, I knifed him in the front

Ben: Just because I dont want his weener up my bum, Im a horribe person

ToT: now piss off
Ben: piss off yourself

Ben: I thought there would be more reception rooms

Ben: talk about amateur dramatics, some had near nervous breakdowns

Ben: You're not academically inclined
JJ: I dont even know what that means
Ben: Quite

how many bees died to make that dressing gown
Ben: not enough

Ben: all mario wants to talk about is UFOs and bloody dinosaurs

Ben: im not a fan of football.... i prefer showjumping

Ben: by tomorrow morning we'll be famished, we need bob geldof to do something on the television

Ben: look tree, you must be pretty stupid...
ToT: dont call me stupid
Ben: you are stupid

ToT: you're boring me
Ben: then i suggest you find something more interesting to do

Ben: he thinks im an easy target, but im not going to stand for it.... now where's my dressing gown

[Jessica.]

"I was at a lovely charity function, it was a church function actually you would have loved it Dave!" *Steve, Ben and Dave giggle*

[Locke.]

Why is this thread not rated 5 stars

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Locke.

Why is this thread not rated 5 stars

I just rated it 5* and it went up by one.

[Locke.]

John: "There aren't people like you anymore... That stopped years ago"
Ben: "I brought people like me back."

John: "You're talking complete ****. Corin isn't listening to what you're saying."
Ben: "What are you talking about, this is just between us"
John: "You're just talking ****"
Ben: "You're not invited anyway, you won't go anywhere where they don't speak English."

John: "Every person on the planet has got there own unique style"
Ben: "Well you don't"

[Kazanne]

To keever
"you look like the filmstar at a funeral walking around with dark glasses on" lol

[King Gizzard]

''Gotta rub me the right way'' 2 seconds late when they were doing the cheerleading

[Lucy.]

I don't sweat. I am not a dirty person!

[LiquidGold]

john = can you take my shirt off ? ben = i could but im not going to

[BB_Eye]

"You've got to question the sanity of a man who will travel 9000 miles to do Big Brother"

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

would you like someone to make you a coffee

[Jords]

Everything he said at the end of tonights HL show!

[Shiloh]

Mario: I've got a big one.
Ben: Y-yes, I'm sure you do..