[Dan_]

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.



http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

[katieee]

lmao

uh oh lool

[ThaGazBoi]

OMG, i would DIE if anything like that happened to me.

[Z]

Heard about that one a week ago, but man is it funny! XD

[sol]

woops

[Sunny_01]

the net is a big world but you often find it can seem quite small as well as this fella found out lol

[cc100]

I used to use chat rooms a lot when I first used the net about 6 years ago, and there are some right weirdos on there.

You could be talking to someon who claims to be the same age as you, but turn out to be a 60 year old hairy bloke!!

Very frightening.

My advice is to avoid them and never meet up with anybobody you meet on the chat rooms.

[Sticks]

Sorry guys, you have all fallen for a hoax

See the entry on snopes

You must learn not to be taken in by this rubbish

[Z]

The article says she sent him a picture of a young model from a magazine. Snopes says they received no pictures. I'm now doubting the actuality of the whole story, but that one small fact they missed out on Snopes...

[Fangz]

Wasn't there a real case a few years ago where a boy posed as three different people on a chat-room, and got this other boy to kill him? That was bloody creepy.

[Z]

Didn't hear about that one, but I heard of a guy who got so pissed off with another user on a forum that he went round to the guy's house and shot him dead.

[Dan_]

I did hear about some kid who commited suicide live on a chat room at like 3 in the morning and there were only 5 other people online.

[Corkie]

how colud he do it live (could the see him or something) or was he just typing a the same time?

[SMC]

Man, thats rank

[Dan_]

Originally posted by corkie
how colud he do it live (could the see him or something) or was he just typing a the same time?

He was on webcam.

[Corkie]

thats not very nice to see

[Siouxsie]

dodgy stuff

[cc100]

Prank or not, chat rooms are frequented by oddballs.

[Z]

I resent that statement cc. *Asbestos my ass, I'll show you how to drink Bovril!*

[Fangz]

I read about a member from a forum who was a bit crazy, who said he was going on a shooting spree in a specific place. The other FMs didn't believe him, but then they found a news article saying that he'd shot several people, and had been shot dead by the police.

[lily.]

Originally posted by Fangz
I read about a member from a forum who was a bit crazy, who said he was going on a shooting spree in a specific place. The other FMs didn't believe him, but then they found a news article saying that he'd shot several people, and had been shot dead by the police.

ah, well we can rest easy knowing that none of the FMs on here are crazy *twitch twitch*..

Where did I put that duct tape?...

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EDIT: By the way, I go on chatrooms all the time. I'm one of those people who pretend to be someone else! That's what chatrooms are for ..

[Fangz]

Originally posted by Stropz

ah, well we can rest easy knowing that none of the FMs on here are crazy *twitch twitch*..

Where did I put that duct tape?...

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EDIT: By the way, I go on chatrooms all the time. I'm one of those people who pretend to be someone else! That's what chatrooms are for ..

I don't know, but can I borrow your chainsaw, my sister's being rather annoying...

[Siouxsie]

Think i will just stick around here where i feel safe

[Sticks]

Originally posted by scooby
Think i will just stick around here where i feel safe

You just stay here
It is perfectly safe
Honestly





BTW all these horror stories have the ring of Urban Legend to me

[Siouxsie]

Thanks for the advice Sticks