[Ammi]

My thoughts on the remaining HM's

Ife is Ife what more can be said
Not much to her but a clean shaven head
Dave is missing his Welsh congregation
Will he succeed in converting the nation?
Starting to warm to the bitch that was Keeva
So in the house I think we can leave her
Of Corin, I admit that I'm no great fan
She's less into people and more into tan
Lighten up JJ, you Australian beef
or we'll send you back to the Great Barrier Reef
Mario well I'm sorry but your just a creep
Its obvious with Ben, you would like to sleep
Rachel is bubbly, no problems there
and Keeley is pretty in a way thats not rare
Steve is a hero and deserves some respect
but on a show like BB, he's no worthy guest
Not sure about Josie, not as pure as she seems
but perhaps she's the lady of our JJ's dreams
Andrew seems sweet the potential is there
but is he prepared for the whole public glare?
Ben is the King, the Messiah the Great
without his presence, the house I would hate

[Angus]

The only housemate worthy of mention,
is Ben the King, and it's my intention,
to sing his praises loud and clear,
because his haters I don't fear.

The tasks he will refuse to do,
he leave such things to me and you,
washing up is not his scene,
on weiners up bums he's not too keen.

He never has to raise his voice,
for that we're grateful and rejoice,
his point he gets across to us,
without the need to make a fuss.

A team player? our Ben, I really doubt,
he doesn't need to scream and shout,
to get attention he simply smiles,
and we forgive him his charming wiles.

The funniest guy on a scale up to ten
has to be our amazing hilarious Ben,
They all bitch for England but Ben is the one,
who can make us all laugh and keep it all fun

Even though he deserves it, he probably won't win,
but I'm just thankful that BB put him in,
else instead of enjoying Big Brother at all,
we'd be left with a bunch of bores big and small.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by angus58

The only housemate worthy of mention,
is Ben the King, and it's my intention,
to sing his praises loud and clear,
because his haters I don't fear.

The tasks he will refuse to do,
he leave such things to me and you,
washing up is not his scene,
on weiners up bums he's not too keen.

He never has to raise his voice,
for that we're grateful and rejoice,
his point he gets across to us,
without the need to make a fuss.

A team player? our Ben, I really doubt,
he doesn't need to scream and shout,
to get attention he simply smiles,
and we forgive him his charming wiles.

The funniest guy on a scale up to ten
has to be our amazing hilarious Ben,
They all bitch for England but Ben is the one,
who can make us all laugh and keep it all fun

Even though he deserves it, he probably won't win,
but I'm just thankful that BB put him in,
else instead of enjoying Big Brother at all,
we'd be left with a bunch of bores big and small.

Lol - Superb!!!!!! I bow to your versing skills - C'mon fellow forumunists try and keep up the verse - even a 2 liners would be great

[Angus]

Thanks, I enjoyed your poem too,
It's a shame on this thread there are too few.
It's nice to be able to express a view,
in rhyme, but for now it's just us two!

(this could get quite addictive)

[Ammi]

agreed we need more joining, whats the probs?
Are you all too busy in your jobs?
A couple of lines is all we ask
Just think of it as BB task!!!!!!!

[Livia]

You're both a right little paid of Laureates, aren't ya!

Very good both of you, and nice to see some poetic metre for a change! Reading people's poetry can be painful, but I enjoyed both of yours.