[eye sea]

I know Bruce's wig is an easy target, but I am gonna have my say anyway.

I was watching Bruce on Channel 4 last night. The programme followed his life today with his sexy wife. It showed Bruce to be happy and very fit for an 82 year old.

He's also very rich, raking in over FIVE MILLION POUNDS last year alone. He has an alleged fortune of around THIRTY MILLION.

So why the heck does the man wear a blinkin' stupid joke wig? Seriously, I couldn't believe this wig he had on last night. It's gingery blond something. Whatever colour it is it looks blinkin' stupid. You could buy a cheap wig in a joke shop and it would look more realistic. It doesn't even have a realistic parting. It looks like an old bit of torn carpet slung on his head.

Someone tell me why a man with THAT MUCH MONEY can't spend a good sum of money on getting a very realistic hairpiece? Makes no sense to me.