[Highlander]

Keeley wannabe WAG claims she had 'dated' five footballers, why the hell does she think that is something to boast about? It only shows her up for the slag she is. She thinks everyone will be impressed! RLMAO.

KEELEY JOHNSON, 30, admits to dating five footballers.

She is rumoured to have hooked up with Everton player Sylvain Distin and Newcastle United defender Steven Taylor.

The blonde, from Manchester, says: "There are certain people that attract attention in a room full of people - I think I am one of them.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/show...w-Edmonds.html

[chuff me dizzy]

She failed to say they all play Sunday football for the Dog and Duck !!

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

She failed to say they all play Sunday football for the Dog and Duck !!

LOL.

She also failed to say she *dated* them all at the same time in the dressing room.

[Claymores]

Hi Highlander - I made a post questioning her credentials the other day. A TIBB pal essentially answered 'who gives a fook, she looks nice in a bikini'

I had to agree I'd been over-analysing

[Speedster]

She isn't a wannabe W.A.G, on the h.l show a few nights ago I remember her talking about this and she said she has dated footballes but doesn't date footballers exclusively it's just that she's been out with a few.

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by Speedster

She isn't a wannabe W.A.G, on the h.l show a few nights ago I remember her talking about this and she said she has dated footballes but doesn't date footballers exclusively it's just that she's been out with a few.

Thanks for clearing that up.

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Highlander

LOL.

She also failed to say she *dated* them all at the same time in the dressing room.

Or behind it !!

[flamingGalah!]

What a dirty slag...

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

I read on the next page Josie dated 5 sumo wrestlers all at once

but they called it off cos the nappy wearing and thumb sucking got a bit too weird

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by oddballmisfitsFTW

I read on the next page Josie dated 5 sumo wrestlers all at once

but they called it off cos the nappy wearing and thumb sucking got a bit too weird

We really don't need to hear about your sexual fantasies.

[Angus]

Originally Posted by Highlander

Keeley wannabe WAG claims she had 'dated' five footballers, why the hell does she think that is something to boast about? It only shows her up for the slag she is. She thinks everyone will be impressed! RLMAO.


http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/show...w-Edmonds.html

And she didn't bag a single one Seems they all passed the ball once they'd scored.

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

Originally Posted by Highlander

We really don't need to hear about your sexual fantasies.

my fantasy is ALL ABOUT KEELEY

she is my boss and calls me into her office.....

you can fantasise about Josie and her sumo friends if Josie is more your thing

[Speedster]

Originally Posted by GiRTh

Thanks for clearing that up.

lol what? just because she's been out with a few footballers doesn't make her a wannabe W.A.G, she said she's had othe boyfriends with other interests so she's not a wannabe W.A.G.

A wannabe W.A.G almost definately target footballes exclusively and she doesn't.

I rest My case, other than to say, do you honestly thing that if she wanted to be a W.A.G, with her looks, she couldn't do exactly that?.

She's not trying, because she doesn't want to be one.

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by angus58

And she didn't bag a single one Seems they all passed the ball once they'd scored.

That's the story of Keeley's life, remember how she boasted to Mario that she is a 'serial dater'.

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by Speedster

lol what? just because she's been out with a few footballers doesn't make her a wannabe W.A.G,
She's not trying, because she doesn't want to be one.

If she dated footballers she wanted to be their gf; therefore a WAG. You do realise what WAG stands for right? LOL.

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by oddballmisfitsFTW

my fantasy is ALL ABOUT KEELEY

she is my boss and calls me into her office.....

You really are going to stalk her aren't you. LOL.

[Angus]

Originally Posted by Highlander

That's the story of Keeley's life, remember how she boasted to Mario that she is a 'serial dater'.

She strikes me as quite high maintenance, probably one of those women who'll still be single in their forties cos she can't find any bloke who can live up to the fantasy of what she thinks she deserves.

[Beso]

bubblebutts rock.

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by angus58

She strikes me as quite high maintenance, probably one of those women who'll still be single in their forties cos she can't find any bloke who can live up to the fantasy of what she thinks she deserves.

This. She probably wants a millionaire with model looks not too rugged. She wants him to dominate her but not too much she likes her personal space. She'll want him to buy her expensive but not too expensive gifts...... etc. She'll end up being a frigid old hag.

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

Originally Posted by angus58

And she didn't bag a single one Seems they all passed the ball once they'd scored.

maybe she passed on them cos they were dull

[Shasown]

Nah she may not be a Wife And Girlfriend or a wannabe WAG. But I wouldnt quite put her with the Single Ladies and Girlfriends either

[paulie57]

LOL - vision of Keeley walking hand in hand with Peter Crouch popped in my head - that would look hilarious!

[BitterFruit]

Originally Posted by Highlander

Keeley wannabe WAG claims she had 'dated' five footballers, why the hell does she think that is something to boast about? It only shows her up for the slag she is. She thinks everyone will be impressed! RLMAO.

isn't that called a roasting?

[Speedster]

Originally Posted by Highlander

If she dated footballers she wanted to be their gf; therefore a WAG. You do realise what WAG stands for right? LOL.

yeah. Wife And Girlfriend= W.A.G. The way I took the O.P's post was that she wanted a long-term relationship with a footballer and the lifestyle that goes with such a relationship.

But she's seems to be doing ok on her own merit and the way I understood it, when she -has- dated footballers, it's not been through any desire to live a lifestyle or to be specifically with a footballer, it's just been that she clicked with 1.

And as I said, she said she's dated other guys with other interests.