[gio]

The monumental cock up that has been this weeks votes for eviction and save and replace has been resolved courtesy of outside factors, namely the bird (davina) who can not read autocue not being able to get back for tonights live show to interview a loser who walked, and keeley fracturing her ankle...
scenario 1 quaver walks all the noms are cancelled that leaves rachel 3 noms corin 2 noms keeley 2 noms and crab eyes 2 noms facing the vote...scenario 2hang on JJ may go..said the producers...I know!!!! we will put a retrospective punishment on keeley for saying she would not vote for steve..phew that has saved us so effectively the nominated 3 have housemates vote counts all at the producers wishes in that Andrew, Ben and JJ got 2 counting votes, all other Hm's 1 counting vote except keeley no counting votes...then .....damn it said the producers that wee **** keeley has gone and done herself a nasty... and now we will go for all 3 of them up no save and replace, .......oh bugger!! said todays producer, keeley will require an operation..what do we do????? cancel the eviction...what an embarrassment, I now understand why C4 have decided not to recommision this show. endemol here are your best cock up bits, this week is the one that ends em all..sort it out FRIDAY is eviction day :

[BJ]

Probably worried about repercussions over Keeley's injury if she was evicted.

[as90]

Welcome to the real world. C4 are first and foremost a business and have to make a profit.

[fingers]

Originally Posted by BJ

Probably worried about repercussions over Keeley's injury if she was evicted.

That Poison Dwarf will be taking legal advice as soon as she is free of "isolation"

The "ambulance chasing" team from Messrs. Sue, Grabbitt and Run will already be staking out the ward she is in!