[doughnut8]

Surely gluttony is a sin and Jesus was a slim jim. I would of thought if Jesus was such a role model for Dave he would slim down to have the same physique as him.

[Fuzzylogic]

Have you been watching the show? Have you not seen him exercising every day?

[doughnut8]

Originally Posted by Fuzzylogic

Have you been watching the show? Have you not seen him exercising every day?

That is just because he has nothing else to do and is on TV. If he was at home be would be getting drunk on Ace larger and eating Ginster pies and crisps.

[watchinittoomuch]

Are you off your cake? He's hardly morbidly obese....crikey some of the posters on here...I really can only assume I am posting along side models, and paragons of virtue.

[Chels]

I think your username sums you up by posting this thread *facepalm*

[Visage]

How do you know Jesus was a slim Jim?

& don't say Robert Powell!

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by doughnut8

Surely gluttony is a sin and Jesus was a slim jim. I would of thought if Jesus was such a role model for Dave he would slim down to have the same physique as him.

Here we go again! Dave is hardly fat, a little overweight - but he has lost quite a lot of weight recently, so baring that in mind, how can you criticise - when he is losing weight! He is exercising to tone up - what more do you want! Sigh!

You should be saying the same about Josie who makes no effort whatsoever to lose weight - laying around in bed all day, lazy mare!

[psychtracker]

That's the most ridiculous hate thread topic i've ever see!!! I can't believe i'm using up 20 seconds of my life to type this response!

[Boothy]

So many inane threads lately.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Chels

I think your username sums you up by posting this thread *facepalm*

[coolestrock]

does it say in the bible that he should walk round touching everybody in a creepy way,,,,,taking money of vunerable ppl claiming to heal and all that

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by doughnut8

Surely gluttony is a sin and Jesus was a slim jim. I would of thought if Jesus was such a role model for Dave he would slim down to have the same physique as him.

So Christians cant be fat, can fat people become christian or do they have to slim down to within BMI limits to get in?

Do you lie awake at night thinking up comments like this, or do they just roll out as you start typing?

Ever wondered why you choose the name doughnut8, did it pop into your head or did you want a name to capture the essence of you?

[doughnut8]

I am not saying that Christians can not be fat as many of them are. I just meant with Dave being such a big fan of the Lord that I would of thought he would be such a glutton and think about others not having food more like Jesus would do and share his food out.

[chauncey]

Originally Posted by doughnut8

Surely gluttony is a sin and Jesus was a slim jim. I would of thought if Jesus was such a role model for Dave he would slim down to have the same physique as him.

lol,made me laugh well done.

[Saph]

I bet Jesus was fat lol and gay

yeah thats right God, I went there!


mind you, God probably likes the odd bit of fun with bum aswell

[doughnut8]

Originally Posted by SaphLiike

I bet Jesus was fat lol and gay

yeah thats right God, I went there!


mind you, God probably likes the odd bit of fun with bum aswell

God can not have a bum as that would be finite when God is infinite.

[chauncey]

Originally Posted by SaphLiike

I bet Jesus was fat lol and gay

yeah thats right God, I went there!



mind you, God probably likes the odd bit of fun with bum aswell

There's a reason why Jesus had to perform that miracle to feed 5000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish; because he'd eaten up the Tesco lorry full of food that had been delivered for them and that was all that was left,FATTY!

[Livia]

Originally Posted by doughnut8

God can not have a bum as that would be finite when God is infinite.

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein.

[doughnut8]

Originally Posted by Livia

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein.

He is right the physical universe is not infinite as it has limits. What Enistein should of wrote was "The Only two things that I am aware of that are infinite:"

Einstein was smart but not that smart.

[as90]

Yes he is exercising. I don't think being mildly overweight is the greatest sin, if your looking for sin set your sight on mario and corin.

[doughnut8]

Originally Posted by as90

Yes he is exercising. I don't think being mildly overweight is the greatest sin, if your looking for sin set your sight on mario and corin.

Yeah but their not prancing around telling people they will burn in hell for being gay are they!

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by SaphLiike

I bet Jesus was fat lol and gay

yeah thats right God, I went there!


mind you, God probably likes the odd bit of fun with bum aswell

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by doughnut8

Yeah but their not prancing around telling people they will burn in hell for being gay are they!

Ah - this is about gays again!

[Livia]

Originally Posted by doughnut8

He is right the physical universe is not infinite as it has limits. What Enistein should of wrote was "The Only two things that I am aware of that are infinite:"

Einstein was smart but not that smart.

You mean, what Einstein (not Enistein) should have written...

He was right about human stupidity. Infinite.

Do you think that E=mc squared is a rapper?

[as90]

Originally Posted by doughnut8

Yeah but their not prancing around telling people they will burn in hell for being gay are they!

Well it's not dave ideas it's the bibles, so it's really you vs the bible. Good luck to you.