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Old 07-08-2010, 11:26 PM   #1
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Default OMG The Watermelon!!

Andrew has pleasured himself with a watermelon!!!

They are playing "Ive never" and he just admitted he's done that, the funniest was this in response

Mario- "I think we should order watermelon next time and have a good time with it"
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They were talking about who's pissed on each other, who's made a sex video etc.... and now about lube.

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Old 07-08-2010, 11:31 PM   #2
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Old 07-08-2010, 11:33 PM   #3
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I kiss a watermelon and Iiii like eeeit . it taste of cherry chapstick

he gets drink with just one can of lager.. he's gonna regret that lol... but I think he's bluffing.
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Old 07-08-2010, 11:34 PM   #4
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I hope they show all this on the highlights!
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Old 08-08-2010, 01:53 AM   #5
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Andrew has pleasured himself with a watermelon!!!

They are playing "Ive never" and he just admitted he's done that, the funniest was this in response

Mario- "I think we should order watermelon next time and have a good time with it"
JJ2- "**** that!"
Mario- "Literally"



They were talking about who's pissed on each other, who's made a sex video etc.... and now about lube.

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OMG there was a boy in our school who was rumoured to have done that with a fish he caught *BLEURGH*
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:00 AM   #6
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OMG there was a boy in our school who was rumoured to have done that with a fish he caught *BLEURGH*
A fish? A freakin fish? Dude's got issues
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:03 AM   #7
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A fish? A freakin fish? Dude's got issues
I s.h.*t you not. His name was Gavin and he's on my FB
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:06 AM   #8
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ahh the old classic secondary school urban myth
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:12 AM   #9
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I s.h.*t you not. His name was Gavin and he's on my FB
Is Gavin alright upstairs? Did he attract the wrong attention before said rumour started?

The best bestiality schoolground urban myth is the one about the woman who died from a crushed pelvis after 'riding' a horse. Apparently it was video recorded
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Is Gavin alright upstairs? Did he attract the wrong attention before said rumour started?

The best bestiality schoolground urban myth is the one about the woman who died from a crushed pelvis after 'riding' a horse. Apparently it was video recorded
that's sick
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Suddenly Gavin sounds light hearted and tame.

... Any. Way. ..., why would Andrew blurt that out on national TV? He's gonna get ridiculed for this
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Suddenly Gavin sounds light hearted and tame.

... Any. Way. ..., why would Andrew blurt that out on national TV? He's gonna get ridiculed for this

he's forgot about the viewers
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he's forgot about the viewers
I just wish we'd forget him too
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i just wish we'd forget him too
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ahh the old classic secondary school urban myth
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