[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

i have just read the sales figures for water melons and guess what ?



never have i felt fruit i could adore,

yet again more points andrew did score.

it was classic even if a little strange,

innocence makes andrew have only the best range.

his self insecurities are forgotten when he drinks,

but this well brought up lad, only has decent links.

yes he's been naughty and told the nation,

water melons around the uk will have no sexual frustration.

the joe has always liked andrew and the winner with dave wont alter,

to say you put your rocket in a fruit, did make my eyes water.

melon sales are now rising,sex shops are stocking,

andrew is guilty of this sex frenzied, and you have to find this shocking.





(the joe did laugh watching this and i laugh so much putting my poem togther < hope you lot enjoy)