[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

rate mario's package 1-big 2-small 3- tiny



in Joe's poem there is going to be no divert,

its all about mario, A-K-A the BB pervert.

tonight's show was as clear as sick,

what normal person would want to show uneven balls and a small dick.

i am not going to have compassion for this snide,

he's a big game player, who's andrews legs he wants to divide.

to calculated and conscious BB its ruining,

so sexually frustrated i am sure his small tactical is going to start ballooning.

so out of 3, lady's and gents please slam,

1 is big 2 is small 3 is tiny, i want the truth and no scam.

mario you are a pervert, and yes its minute,

we have all seen your creepy behaviour, and your package has nothing to contribute.



(hello you lot on tibb message board. sorry if this poem is a bit creepy but it is purely to show mario up for what he is a PERVERT. i hope everyone picks number 3 from my poll )

[Ammi]

One rates a one, the other a three
so Andrew thought, when he sat on his knee
So embarrassed poor boy, what a perv thing to do
If that had been me, he'd have left black and blue
But Andrew kept calm and averted his eyes,
trying to conjure up some button up flies
Perhaps Mario likes to live a naturist life
but keep wagging it round and someone could get a knife
and cut it all off - testicles and all
Mario the perv - no willy no ball
But at least Andrew, thought 'mine can't be that bad'
at least they are even, not one freekish gnad

was that not sexual harrassment to poor Andrew?

[flamingGalah!]

Tiny. It is the fact his todger is so small that makes his balls look big...

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

hello rhino < i see what you are saying but i just wounder is andrew starting to get tempteted by mario? i personally think its all part of being instatualised and away from society for so long.

only one day to go now < i really hope andrew dose do it ?

rhino who do you want as no1 tomorow ?

( ps you are awlays my no1 lol)