[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Nicky and the clown - funny or put on ?

now the Joe is going to give you a poem tumour,
because if you don't laugh, then you have no sense of humour.
i am not a massive fan of the spoilt princess,
but her being scared was a comedy classic and nothing less.
in Nicky's eyes was pure terror,
fascinating to watch and no way a error.
with her being the target she did panic,
we all no Nicky is obsessive, so her fear would have been manic.
yes big brother it was great or is that to victor and Michel in the den,
not sure if i agree with your picking reasons, more ink for my pen.
back to Nicky, is she real or fake like the clown,
her fear was not put on, so last night she was the best comedy in town.

do you respect Nadia ?

i am now going deep,
and showing everyone i am no judgemental creep.
Nadia is a good lady, its crystal like water,
its irrelevant about gender, my views wont alter.
at present i respect her courage and her outspoken speeches,
walking all over coolio, the expert teaches.
as long as you are consistent i see the winning post,
you are real Nadia, and this i want to toast.
will the pressure get to you and will you crack,
i don't think so as your life has given you confidence that cant lack.
the Joe dose respect you Nadia, and winning is my row,
purely for not backing down to coolio, everyone has to take a bow.

the rows - were they justified coolio

i no you you will have 100 million fans that are infatuated,
but the Joe thinks you are a idiot and so calculated.
you are so fall of your own hype,
self obsessed is my snipe.
yes its a game and playing will be your excuse,
but for a man over 40, its clear this is abuse.
i saw the wink when flying was the rage,
can not wait to see the reasons why you walked from the cage.
did it get to much or did Nadia tip,
you are meant to be a x-gangsta and Nadia until now was not hip.
gone and forgotten, this si now not a gangsta paradise,
and seeing you crack onto chantel, gone is the trade vice.
in a nut shell, coolio you was a disaster,
were the rows justified,well to prove you are a fool, theres no great master.


the joe hopes i have not pushed anyone over the edge posting 3 poems in one hit lol