[Captain.Remy]

OK so I'm not going to get through all the threads people have made to stand my opinion on the ending of BB11 + UBB so I'm going to take it all out in here and you'd better read this shit, mortals becaus your favourite BB specialist (aka God) has spoken.

So, Big Brother 11 finale: very very predictable just like we expected. I'm a bit surprised Andrew didn't get more votes and finished behind JJ the bore (but hey, he's making 14 y-o wet so he had to get votes). Mario was a bit of a surprise too but apparently the attention seekers tend to finish third (Makosi, Aisleyne and David).
As for the final 2, of course Josie was the winner, she always has been and deserved it good and proper. I'm not so delighted about the ****ty exit she's got: C4, it's almost your last show and you're having 2 tiny fireworks ? really, where do you think you are ? Lidl ?

Other than that, it was a bit rushed but it had to be. it still beats BB7 and 9 finale in terms of entertainment and production wise. I'm glad it ended tho because seriously, BB11 was a disgrace to the BB community.

And then we moved on to Ultimate Big Brother which was the series I've been expecting for a long time (probably since day 3 of BB11).
The cast isn't bad in itself, I actually like it. The biggest surprise is having Coolio on the show. I genuinely didn't expect him, I wanted him to be in it so it was a great surprise. I wish we had George Galloway instead of Ulrika but him + Coolio + Makosi would have been too much legendary moments and epic wins to handle for C4 (knowing their "amazing" skill to edit the show)

Makosi is still owning the hell out of the show like she did before. This bitch is so WTF?, I love her as much as I did in BB6. I'm a bit dispointed in Nadia, she seems to be big headed and tries too much to be the one she was back in BB5.

And OF COURSE, the best twist in BB history (by far) is back providing some great moments, and Victor who's a legend on its own. Can't wait to see some house drama with Nadia and Ulrika.

Pleasently surprised with Nikki and Brian. I think they managed to change their gimmick into something watchable and entertaining so good on them for this.

and by the way, Makosi looks hot and UBB is already better than BB11 + BB7 combined. Makosi or Victor to win (but Brian or Nikki will, possibly Chawntel) but they won't because they're shit stirrers.

I hope you appreciated it, of course you did.
hasta luego, be nice, take drugs and go to bed.