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Old 31-08-2010, 05:36 PM #1
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Marcus "I could pull that truck with my bellend"
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I always remember. BB9 Mikey with Lisa, Kat and Rachel doing Cheer leeding and Mikey suggested they say Sara you have been evicted and then all 3 said no at the same time.
Very funny does anyone have the video!!
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"hemorrhoid"

(Mario to Steph - flew completely over the numpty's head that he'd just directly called her a pain in the arse)
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Best line ever: "At least someone got wet tonight."

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Everyone was making fun of Maxwell and Saskia having sex and Kemal basically told them to shut up. Maxwell threw water on him and then Kemal said the classic line, " at least someone got wet tonight".

Hilarious!
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Can't remember who was in the bathroom with Pete, but as they left he said "Wankers!" Then smiled and said "I love it when my Tourettes is in context".
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Best Line Ever: "Just tell me where my mum is and I'll run away. I'll jump the fence and run away!"

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John James crying cowardly in the diary room because he was terrified at just the thought of Nathan. It was so ironic and definitely bb comedy history.
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Guys i can't remember how it fully went but Marcus said something about he " could kill sree with the flick of his eye"
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Sree "I'm in the bath, I can touch or clean (can't remember which) whatever I feel". And Siavash in the bath with him. That made me chuckle.
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cant quite remember but it was when paul from bb2 said he lived life like a rock star
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Best line ever: "At least someone got wet tonight."

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Everyone was making fun of Maxwell and Saskia having sex and Kemal basically told them to shut up. Maxwell threw water on him and then Kemal said the classic line, " at least someone got wet tonight".

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David to Marcus..." I are'nt afraid of you Marcus, I'm more of a man then you'll ever be!"
Could'nt stop laughing for the rest of the series!
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Marcus - "Well number 1, don't call it pathetic" He said something like that when Tom told him that chasing Noirin about the house was pretty sad.

Or when he said, "you can be yourself but not be yourself" and that BB is like the matrix. What a wally.
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Marcus - "Well number 1, don't call it pathetic" He said something like that when Tom told him that chasing Noirin about the house was pretty sad.

Or when he said, "you can be yourself but not be yourself" and that BB is like the matrix. What a wally.
Yes!...Marcus did think that he was the great SAGE..(and onion) of BB, did'nt he!! LOL...what a pudding!
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"WHO IS SHE?! WHO IS SHE?!"

Sorry if I annoyed anyone for saying that
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Sree - "What are you going to do to me when we get outside? I will call the police and they will put you in prison and you will eat the dog food for ten years, big time".

Come on, that's just classic.
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Can't remember who was in the bathroom with Pete, but as they left he said "Wankers!" Then smiled and said "I love it when my Tourettes is in context".
hahah yes that was epic!

Mine has got to be, when Glyn was saying '6 and 9.. 69 haha 69!'
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Sree - "What are you going to do to me when we get outside? I will call the police and they will put you in prison and you will eat the dog food for ten years, big time".

Come on, that's just classic.
Agreed!...I forgot about that Setanta.
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PMSL how did i forget this one , a classic from Mr. Health And Safety
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