[KingPrawn]

Mine are as follows:-

At Number 5

From BB9 we have Sylvia and Jen over-the-top reaction to Dennis' removal from the house. Particularly, pathetic was Sylvia's swallow dive behind the sofa.

At Number 4

From BB3 we have Sandy, pissing in the dustbin before climbing over the roof to leave the BB house.

At Number 3

From BB8, we have Shabnam's dance on the stairs after being evicted from the BB House.

At Number 2

From BB5 we have Saskia final week in the house. I quite liked Saskia until the final week. After being nominated, she knew she was going, so she decided to go with a bang and gave Maxwell a blow job under the duvet in the lounge.

And At Number 1

Not for one specific moment but for a full body of work, we have Aisleyne from BB7. We all saw her tears on evicting Jonathan from the HND and on the eviction of Imogen. But the most pathetic example of her behaviour was on learning that she was the most machiavellian of the housemates. She cried her eyes out even though she claimed not to know what the word machiavellian meant.

What are you most top 5 most pathetic moments in BB history?

[mizzy25]

kinga and the bottle incident has to b @ the very top

[LaLaLand]

1. Liam's "Wings of Steel"
2. Paul Clarke's "I live the life of an international pop star"
3. Makosi's performance during Vanessa's eviction
4. Saskia and Maxwell's forced romps
5. John James' swift change of interest in Josie when Laura told him they were "the talking point".

Just some off the top of my head, there's plenty more. All of them made me cringe with embarrassment!

[Chuckyegg]

5. big brother 3 and 4
4. big brother 5 and 6
3. big brother 7 and 8
2. big brother 9, 10 and 11
1. celebrity big brother

[HBB1508]

1. Ziggy to Channelle "it's me and not you!
2. The whole Josie and JJames thing.
3. Kinga and the bottle YUK
4. The whole of BB4
5. BB11's quad eviction with a vote to evict instead of save.

[MusicMan]

- The arrival of the halfway house in BB8... a mess of a twist half-nicked from BB7

- Davina revealing the 14th housemate twist in BB11, with the tombola (not the twist itself, just Davina revealing it. I dunno, it just seemed kinda pathetic haha)

- Siavash "leaving" the house towards the end of BB10 (I'm going, no I'm not, I'm going, no I'm not)

- Shabnam. Says it all

- Laura overstaying her welcome in BB11

They're just the ones that spring to mind, no particular order or anything

[monx]

Only five lol

Its so hard to decide but I guess this is my list..

NO 5

Dennis the spitter from BB9, his spitting was bad enough but the girls reaction to him going after he did it was really out of proportion, to be honest anyone who spits at another person should be horse whipped (but then that is just my opinion) lol!


No 4

Everything Charley (BB8) said, did and wore. God forbid she and Science hooked up, can you imagine the satans imps they would have as children?


NO 3

Its gotta be Craig from BB6 mooning over "Anfony". It was so uncomfortable to watch and I was willing for BB to intervene the night that Anthony got drunk and Craig was "looking after him". I really thought that Craig would do something wholly inappropriate (with his Myra Hindley wig) and Anthony would sock him one.


NO 2

Grace calling Suzie a moose (Cat calling the kettle grimy axxed if you ask me) and then swilling her with water, her ladylike and adult reaction for being put up for eviction and hearing the chants of "Get Grace Out", never was there a more deserved eviction than that one.


NO 1

The whole Kinga and the bottle business. We all do daft stuff when we are a bit drunk but I have to admit shoving inanimate objects where the sun doesnt shine is not on my done or to do list. This is going to haunt this woman for the rest of her life, there are somethings that I feel should never be aired unless the person has given tacit agreement to it when they are sober.

I know some people thought it was funny and that it had some entertainment value but personally it made me feel ill and worried for Kinga's future.

[chuff me dizzy]

Aislyne yes I agree ,what of the most stomach retchers ! Nikki drama queen charade when she got evicted ,Michelle in the bedsit with Emma ,Kinga of course ,lot of things that will spring to mind later

[Melanie20]

# Five: Siavash refusing to leave the house

# Four: Craig going after Anthony. Oh god, sooo bad

# Three: Spiral claiming to be an Irish rapper. Ooookay.

# Two:: John James Parton's professed love for Josie. Yeah, right.

# One: Maxwell. I loathed that man with every fibre of my being.

[brian3]

1. Charlies "the whole time" speech in bb10
2. Venessa and shell from bb5. Getting upset over a food fight because there are starving kids in Africa.
3. Sada bb1 claiming the scalextrics was interfering with her ora
4. Venessa from bb6 "got a bit of gossip" dr talk
5. 99% of the things Marco did

[SocietyIsRuined]

5. Charlies "Nana" Act (Disturbing)
4. Chanelle having a tantrum over having to play the violin
3. Dawn (BB7) taking hours to be allowed to go home by Big Brother
2. Zigg and Chanelles fauxshowmance
1. Josie and John James fauxshowmance

[BBfan46]

5. "It's Me Not You" - Ziggy
4. Winebottlegate.
3. Mario's incessant stripping
2. Aisleyne's face when Nikki came 5th.
1. Siavash trying to leave 2 days before the final.

[setanta]

Originally Posted by BBfan46

5. "It's Me Not You" - Ziggy
4. Winebottlegate.
3. Mario's incessant stripping
2. Aisleyne's face when Nikki came 5th.
1. Siavash trying to leave 2 days before the final.

Oh yeah, the Siavash one was a classic. Would have to be on my list too.

[BBfan46]

6. Caoimhe's mellow dramatic reaction to Shabby walking.

[dannyboy]

Aisleyne having to choose between Spiral and Michael to evict. Hardly Sophie's flippin' choice!

Ziggy 'It's not you, it's me.' Lamoid!

Shabby and her '*******ing hat!!!'

Paul's 'international popstar' comment.

Laura 'oh im in the big br... I NEED TO GO HOME!!' few day stint.

[Captain.Remy]

5. Shabby and the hat. No honey, just no.
4. BB7 Pete's winner exit. You may have Touettes but it doesn't give you the right to act like a ridiculous pathetic dildo.
3. Brian Belo in its entirety. No exception.
2. Freddie's panick attacks. What a fake sissy bitch. Grow a pair man.
1. Aisleyne's HND choice. PATHETIC.

[Visage]

5. Kinga and the bottle.
4. Michelle sings Pie Jesu. (first time)
3. Corn determined to win the task as Keeley went down.
2. Rula Lenska and George Galloway.........
1. Craig and Anthony drunk on the sofa.

[Chuck]

Number 5:
Sezer's Palace

Number 4:
John James being part of Big Brother

Number 3:
Nikki's eviction. It should have been a vote to save

Number 2:
Quadruple eviction. Same reason

Number 1:
Crowd booing Nadia for not sucking Josie's and John James' a**holes

[Angus]

BB8 Emily being kicked out for saying the N word when talking to Charley, even though no offence was intended or taken until Big Brother over-reacted big time.

BB7 Grace throwing water over Susie on eviction night - truly pathetic!

BB11 The whole JJ&J crapmance which was totally cringeworthy and totally unbelievable, and still is.
BB11 JJ1 pretending to leave again and again

[stonedape]

By production

Quadruple vote to evict

Ejecting Emily

Ulrika in Ultimate Big Brother

Letting Nikki back in

Big Brother 4

honorable mention: BB8's halfway house


By housemates

Makosi's baby

Bunny boiler Craig

Dennis spits

Grace throws water

Kinga and the bottle

honorable mention: Bunny boiler Michelle

[alc09]

Jedward 'performing' if it counts?

That was the final nail in the coffin for the show.

EDIT: Just remembered - the choice of HMs for BB11. By far the worst lot that has ever appeared on the show.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by angus58

BB7 Grace throwing water over Susie on eviction night - truly pathetic!

That was hilarious. The dull cow deserved it

[setanta]

Another truly pathetic moment from that series was when Marcus had what seemed to be a friendly chat on livefeed with Tom out in the garden, with Tom really making an effort to get to know the chap, only for Marcus to waltz back into the house an hour later calling the guy every name under the sun while he's locked away in the prison. Drove me nuts listening to him rant on about the man.

[reece(:]

Rula and George Roleplay
Dawn's Ejection
Everything about jackiey budden
Craig.
Nadias interview UBB

[Beso]

Nadia re entry into the house in ubb