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Ex-presenter, 13 year old wannabe Davina McCall will open the final show of Big Brother, Friday the 10th of September. Ultimate housemates from different series will be competing for the grand prize. However, none of them want it according to the British records of earlier contestants!

Channel 4 graphic designer, Cameron Diane, idiotically revealed to 'close' friends how the results and phone lines were triggering so far. The spoiler reaveled:

In a close 5th place, news presenter and Mum of a hundred, Ulrika, will not even effect the phone records. Probably thinking she'll save through with the 1% she will be received will sadly disappoint her.

2% Preston, the man who turns down fantastic beauty eyed Chantelle. Preston will get knocked out just after Ulrika causing a boring interview with absouletely no entertainment whatsoever.

Goodbye 'NASTY NICK.' How can you label someone as nasty if they never speak? He doesn't add any potential to be an Ultimate Big Brother contestant into the house and should not be participating.

Gangster wannabe Victor with 5% of the thankful last Big Brother ever, will sail through to the final 4! What a shocking out come which leads me to a point of not going to add anymore to this.

Chantelle gets the boot at third as a shifty Cameron tells her he can't wait to see her just after the second show re opens.

Oh, Cameron.. you've not spoiled the surprise at all!

Brian will take the winning result leaving Nikki with crocodile tears. Who is she anyway? The homosexual, fake Brian Dowling sails to the final and wins the last ever show! What a horrific vote!

Well Done Big Brother, let's see you appear on Channel 5 after this one!

Eric Wexler
The Sun

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