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Old 30-09-2010, 11:06 PM #1
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This thread is for joke related to Football. I'l start.

(Q) What have Leeds United and Chantelle from Big Brother got in common?

(A) They both got ****ed from behind by Preston.
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Why did Fabianski cross the road? because he was more help to the other side.



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why did robert green not hold the ball in the world cup against the usa?

because he woke up from a deep sleep.
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