[Omah]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/op...#ixzz141UlshXf

The wedding was TV gold — an awe-inspiring metaphor for every grotesque development in mainstream 21st century culture.

Mario and Lisa had new faces for the day, having treated their features to Botox, fillers and lifts. Apart from a couple of family members the guests were celebrity lookalikes (Britney, Madonna, Victoria), including the cut-price George Clooney who gave Lisa away.

Were their feelings real? Impossible to tell — Lisa appeared to have had a permanent sneer stitched onto her new face and thus remained fascinatingly enigmatic to the end.

Well, they got what they wanted

[Jordan.]

I watched this and they looked awful, ruined themselves with the surgery. :/