[monty_parrot]

...We're so near the end now, and what happens but more bitchin'..I don't have the luxury(????)of E4 so I don't catch it all, but I wish Big Brother would just let them have a big fight..sort out their issues with each other...

..first up is Jade vs Kate...

..And the bell goes , our two fighters approach each other with caution..Jade staring intently at Kate..therr's real hate in those puffy little eyes of hers..Kate just backing off ever so slightly..Kate lunges at Jade and has knocked her into the pool!!
she's in the pool..she's holding Jade under the water, Jade's struggling to surface..the strugglings stopped..oh..my..goodness, is Jade ...dead??
Kate turns away..no real sense of victory in her posture, she clambers out of the pool..hands on hips..but wait, Jade has reappered from underneath the water..her eyes glowing red..BANG...my god, Alex has just shot Jade in the arse with a shot gun...
"will you please shut up Jade, you're doing my head in..."
jade looks startled..
.."what have I done to you?"

what indeed?