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Eviction Notice

27 Mar 2006

REMEMBER Makosi? She was the Zimbabwe-born strumpet who paraded acres of quivering flash on Big Brother. She claimed political asylum. She talked about herself in the third person.
We've seen enough
Well, the Star reports that Makosi Musambasi is in trouble. As the headline says: “VICE GIRL MAKOSI TO BE DEPORTED.” Indeed, she is at the “very top” of the Home Office’s deportation list.

When we first saw Makosi, we were told that she was a cardiac nurse. Now we hear she is a hooker, who has charged £1,500-a-night for sex. Of course, the two careers are not mutually exclusive, but until three-in-a-bed “romps” form part of patient care, such things are frowned upon.

And the plot thickens. Makosi has confessed to receiving £3,000 to have sex with a “well-known TV presenter”.

Who this person is cannot be revealed for something the Star calls “legal reasons”. This is a shame. If Makosi is skint, as the paper says she is, surely she could boost her bank balance by telling us the name of her celebrity client.

So let us hear what Makosi has to say. “I felt so dirty I went home and cried,” says she. “I was desperate. I am not proud of it and I won’t do it again.”

Not proud of it? So why speak to the papers? Makosi is not one to keep anything dignified, let alone a silence, and it can only be a matter of time before this celebrity is unveiled...

http://www.anorak.co.uk//news.cfm?id=169370

[x-heather-x]

Someone will end up blurting it out and it'l be on everypaper and Makosi will get millions to sell her story...same old crap as always.

[Babydoll456]

i hope she does get deported i dont know why she didnt get deported in the first place , if she does get deported me and my husband Kemmy Babes will help her pack and see her off to make sure she is gone

[Fangz]

I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth anymore.
Everything she says translates to the same thing: LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I WANT YOU ALL TO GIVE ME ATTENTION AND MONEY FOR MY LIES!!

[Babydoll456]

exactly

get her out of the country me and my husband Kemmy babes will help her pack and o with her to the airport u know just to see her off

[Legend]

Originally posted by Babydoll456
exactly

get her out of the country me and my husband Kemmy babes will help her pack and o with her to the airport u know just to see her off

Hope you and Kemmy Babes have a happy life together.

[Babydoll456]

awwwww thank u legend ur so sweet bless u , me and Kemmy Babes will deffo have a happy life together , can come to the wedding if u like , there are lots coming already, i will give u an invitation to the wedding wen the date is set , we are still sorting out with the planning arrangements for it yet ,

[Legend]

YaY!! Thanks a lot.

Looking forward to the invitation. It shouldn't be soon untill you set the date should it?

[Babydoll456]

gosh no legend it aint long until me and kemmy babes have set the date of the wedding gosh loads of peeps seem to want to come , i got Adi , Anita , Sophie and u and plenty of othas that seem to want to come as well you are all welcome to to to the wedding , legend u will get an invitation too , but at the moment we are more bothered about how we are gonna get makosi out of the country before our big day , so the wedding will have to wait , but u will get an invitation in the meantime tho like everybody else

while we're on this subject does anyone else wanna come to mine and kem's wedding cos so many peeps have requested and asked so far , so me and Kemmy babes need to make a listup of whose coming , so we know who expect and who not to expect

[Razmataz]

Originally posted by Fangz
I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth anymore.
Everything she says translates to the same thing: LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I WANT YOU ALL TO GIVE ME ATTENTION AND MONEY FOR MY LIES!!

The [oh i'm pregnant incident for example.]

[Legend]

Originally posted by Babydoll456
gosh no legend it aint long until me and kemmy babes have set the date of the wedding gosh loads of peeps seem to want to come , i got Adi , Anita , Sophie and u and plenty of othas that seem to want to come as well you are all welcome to to to the wedding , legend u will get an invitation too , but at the moment we are more bothered about how we are going to get makosi out of the country before our big day , so the wedding will have to wait , but u will get an invitation in the meantime tho like everybody else

while we're on this subject does anyone else want to come to mine and kem's wedding cos so many peeps have requested and asked so far , so me and Kemmy babes need to make a listup of whose coming , so we know who expect and who not to expect

I simply can't wait!!

Bring on the wedding.

[Babydoll456]

awwww bless u legend there will deffo be a wedding and u r invited legend , along with his family and brother and his friends and my familyand friends too , sophie and anita my best friends are gonna be bridesmaids and of course adi will be there too and then there's you as well so quite a lot of peeps ,

wedding outfits , cake , disco, buffet , photographer , pageboy , best man , bridesmaid , flower girl , wedding rings , hair and make up and nails to be done , wedding cars , shoes, vicar , date of the wedding , guests , so much stuff to sort out and we have only sorted half of it out , we might book the wedding on kem's 21st birthday which is this year

btw i am taking requests for invites to mine and kem;s wedding ??????

[Babydoll456]

here comes the brides song will be playing down the altar has me is dressed is a white brides dress meets the groom my husband dressed in the muslim red bridal sari and golden headscarf : joker:

[x-heather-x]

lol. Judging by the mental image in my head its gonna be a great wedding lolz. Will Kinga be there??

[Babydoll456]

KINGA , NO DARLING THERE WILL BE NO KINGA THERE , NOT BUT SHE WONT BUT LEGEND WILL BE THERE AND KRISSYBABES AND ANITA AND SOPHIE MY BEST MATES , KINGA WILL NOT BE THERE BECAUSE KINGA IS NOT THE ONE WHO WILL BE MARRYING MY KEM KEM

[x-heather-x]

gooooood. I cant standKinga. And if she was at the wedding there would be no wine to drink lolz

[Chrizzle]

I literally lost intrest when I read the name Makosi.

[Babydoll456]

Originally posted by x-heather-x
gooooood. I cant standKinga. And if she was at the wedding there would be no wine to drink lolz

oh no they deffo wont be any kinga minga the wine bottle shagging swinger lol

[krissybabe06]

lol i lyk her she's a good laugh

[Babydoll456]

maybe but she deffo aint comin to mine and Kemmy's wedding because i dont her or any of the housemates spoiling our big special day it's like heather sed there would be no wine to drink for kinga because she aint comin ha ha because Kemmy is my husband 4 eva