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Old 09-12-2010, 08:50 PM #1
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Jehovas Witness advent calendar. Every time you open a door someone tells you to **** off.
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Jehova's Witnesses knocked on my door recently and I hid from them, they just stood there at my door for like 25 minutes, no lie. Telling each other jokes and stuff. They had matching coats on too. :|
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Jehova's Witnesses knocked on my door recently and I hid from them, they just stood there at my door for like 25 minutes, no lie. Telling each other jokes and stuff. They had matching coats on too. :|
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I got visited by a Jehovas Witness once.

She was carrying a bag of tricks and wanted to come in for sex.

No word of a lie either.

I told her to sling her hook. She left my door and only went and offered the same thing to number 43 over the road.
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Lol...

When they knocked on my door in actually invited them in, and asked them what they were all about..


"i dont ****ing know ive never got this far" was their reply.
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I got visited by Jehovah's Witnesses and my devout Catholic Nan was looking after me that day.

She started having a massive argument with them while I was rofl'ing.
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What actually is a Jehovas Witness?
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some of them are really hot though >_<

you would expect them to be old and ugly but they arent

2 of them knocked on my house and they were fit as fook and my mum answered the door and i was looking through through the window practically drooling and i was like right bitch you better let those two in here now! anyway she didnt *_*
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some of them are really hot though >_<

you would expect them to be old and ugly but they arent

2 of them knocked on my house and they were fit as fook and my mum answered the door and i was looking through through the window practically drooling and i was like right bitch you better let those two in here now! anyway she didnt *_*
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