[Shaun]

Tyra Banks found out about it, and joined TiBB. She posted in Meet the Members once, where Stacey claimed she didn't exist. Tyra called Stacey a "disgusting little bitch" and told her to "learn from this".

She then logged off and never returned.

[Z]

Angelica Bell moans on the throne when she's all alone. What did Michael Ballack think of this?

[Shaun]

Nothing, he was paraplegic.

So Andrea Turner fell down the stairs.

[Z]

Felipe Massa, fortunately, was driving through her house and caught her as she fell, saving her from certain death. Andrea and Felipe drove for miles but got stuck in traffic behind Vanessa Carlton's piano and *mazedsalv**. Suddenly, Jordan. yawned

[Shaun]

He was bored because he'd just watched the entire second season of 'Primeval', only with a bucket of salted popcorn and Richard Madeley for company. He decided to jump in the car with Felipe and Andrea, only for MeMyselfandI to copy his decision and tag along.

They crashed into the Thames.

[Z]

Luckily, a miracle occurred (ohay Jesus!) and the Thames parted like the Red Sea (ohay Moses!) so they all survived! Then a shark ate Andrea Turner. Felipe, MM&I and Jordan hurriedly drove to the other side of the parted Thames river and scrambled up the ladder. They grabbed a taxi to Bermondsey, and met up with Mariella Frostrup, who provided them with gold, myrrh and RED HOT SEX. Mariella literally did anything they asked her to, but things took a turn for the worse when Jordan asked for...

[Shaun]

frankincense.

"Hahahahaha why do you want a robotic monster created by Mary Shelley?" MeMyselfandI chortled, before she was rudely interrupted by a low-flying bald eagle, who tore Felipe's head off.

Mariella looked around in a panic - she chose to run after...

[Shaun]

frankincense.

"Hahahahaha why do you want a robotic monster created by Mary Shelley?" MeMyselfandI chortled, before she was rudely interrupted by a low-flying bald eagle, who tore Felipe's head off.

Mariella looked around in a panic - she chose to run after...

[Z]

Mel C. Mariella and Mel C rushed back to Mel's place and had wild lesbian sex. Unfortunately, they were interrupted by...

[Shaun]

a gazelle dressed up as Alice Cooper/Alice Cooper dressed up as a gazelle - Mel C wasn't sure but she didn't let the confusion stop her from recarpeting Mariella's walls.

Meanwhile, Jordan and MeMyselfandI were hitchhiking for a lift back to Chat and Games when a very generous ukturtle pulled over...

[Z]

To laugh at them. He drove off without looking back at them. The miserable pair kept walking towards C&G. They eventually reached the Sports section, where a kindly looking 30stone ushered them in for a place to stay. They looked relieved and fell asleep shortly. When they woke, they realised they were prisoners of the Sports board...

[Shaun]

"Quick, wake up!" Jordan nudged MMAI, and directed his attention to alc09 and bbfan1991 doing bench presses.
"We have to get out, I need to criticise Shaun's music taste!" MMAI whined, before he was punched in the face by bigsister's Football Fantasy League users.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA" 30stone's disembodied voice boomed, "YOU'RE MY PRISONERS. [REASON WHY HERE]."
"Oh my god, he's talking in square brackets, how vile" Jordan ed, before pressing a button on his watch that sent a radar signal to Stacey., Jack_ and, unfathomably, Sylvester Stallone...

[Z]

Sylvester, Stacey and Jack swooped down across TiBB on the back of a magnificent carrier pigeon that went by the name of Dezzy. The three bid it adieu before parachuting down onto TiBB. A strong wind became problematic! Stacey was blown into the Films, DVD and Video Games board, leaving Jack and Sylvester to tackle the onslaught in the Sports board. A vicious fight ensued; Jack defeated MissKittyFantastico in a brutal fight, and Sylvester broke Novo's nose. Finally, they rescued Jordan and MM&I, and scrambled back out of the Sports board. They reached the Music board, wearing festive Santa hats, at which point MM&I said his goodbyes, he/she entered the Music board on his trusty steed Leona's back (he has a horse called Leona because he's such a fan of Leona Lewis, what of it?) to track down Shaun. Jordan and Sylvester Stallone, meanwhile...

[Shaun]

were dead, because of a fire started by the friction between Vicky. and setanta.

Mariah Carey...

[Shaun]

were dead, because of a fire started by the friction between Vicky. and setanta.

Mariah Carey...

[Benjamin]

Started to sing.


Luckily The Mole put out Mariah carey and the fire but it left severe damage to the Serious debates section...

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by Baby Zeesus

The door led to Perez Hilton's computer! arista wrote a bitchy blog post about Tyra Banks. Then...

( STOP RUINING THE STORY!!! )

[Miss Ivy Balls]

There is nothing Christmassy about this any more, just two plonkas who have ruined a lovely thread.

[Mr XcX]

Said the troll.

WOMBAI however went on a massive rampage killing famous moderator....

[Jordan.]

I got killed off, how vile.

[Benjamin]

Marcjswp...

[Shaun]

continues to exist for unknown reasons.

Judi Dench, however, decided to nibble on...

[Benjamin]

Bettiepages earlobes...

[Z]

A giant penis shaped marshmellow. Feminists around the world were aghast.

A radiator smiled warmly...

[lily.]

Originally Posted by Miss Ivy Balls

( STOP RUINING THE STORY!!! )

Originally Posted by Miss Ivy Balls

There is nothing Christmassy about this any more, just two plonkas who have ruined a lovely thread.

How was it Christmassy in the first place, when you started it with a strap-on.. ?