[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

is the UK winning or loosing against the weather disruption ?

every blue moon we get a uncontrollable flurry,
and in no way dose it go down like a ruby Murry.
the roads do clog,
schools do shut, happy is your sprog.
shop shelf's lay bare,
and i see empty foot paths, that's rare.
planes and airports are at a stand still,
the D- icier may be good but it just can not get under this peel.
if we invested and had the correct machinery,
maybe, just maybe we would not have this misery.
but 11 months out of 12 its collecting dust,
before this is payed for, chief executive pay rises are a must.
get your priority's right UK, deal with weather disruption,
because at present we are loosing this battle, and this is corruption.


(in this little down just left of mars and south of the moon - on Joe planet lol we are looseing against the weather ? i just woundered is everything running smooth where you live or is it at a stand still ?)

[Ammi]

Joe, the snow is a pain, its stopping the Christmas post
and I have ordered online for the ones I love the most
but I am less bothered about getting my car out of the drive
no more work for a while for me,in fact not until January five
But yes it would be great if they could dispense a bit more grit
Until they do, with my laptop, in the warmth I will sit

Joe travel carefully to work - its slippy out there

[Miss Ivy Balls]

The snow is crap and we can't help but clap....
People stuck and Christmas is a must, but go
away weather we just can't combust.
The world stands still, but the weather is so minor
we must conquer the great thrust.

[_Seth]

Creative Writing please.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Slipness is so deadly it can kill with one
slide, so watch out people the tide is very high.
Snowballs through air and people must take care.
Cars in ditches, lorries too....
Post has stopped and such a great disgust as people
cry for their great prezzies in a Christmas rush.

[Jords]

We got no snow at the mo.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Originally Posted by Tinseltoes

Joe, the snow is a pain, its stopping the Christmas post
and I have ordered online for the ones I love the most
but I am less bothered about getting my car out of the drive
no more work for a while for me,in fact not until January five
But yes it would be great if they could dispense a bit more grit
Until they do, with my laptop, in the warmth I will sit

Joe travel carefully to work - its slippy out there

to the tinseltoes the Joe sends praise,
your poem over mine would simply eraise.
i loved it and it made me buzz,
i am going to report you tinseltoes to the poetry fuzz.
you started them all off and the Joe is merry,
lets all raise a class to poetry on tibb and lets all have a sherry.
a laugh a chuckle you are all brill,
the joe is so jealous i really am ill.



thanks you guys i loved all the posts.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how the **** do you make a poem out of that

[Lewis.]

Originally Posted by Scott

how the **** do you make a poem out of that

Exactly my thoughts