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Old 18-02-2011, 12:16 PM #1
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Default one up the bum and dont be a mum
one up the bum and don't be a mum

you could not make this up,
its beyond a joke,
instead of a educational video,
they are advocating a different poke.
forget the dangers,
kids don't want this, please,
they are not interested in safety,
the fun is in dodging the disease.
the group that done the song.
sorry to knock but your intended audience you did dodge,
infarct if anyone retains any message,
it will be a remarkable brain lodge.
ok the girls can not get pregnant,
one life is clearly saved,
but she is now a magnet,
STI is on her forehead, engraved.
the safe sex message is not working,
in my backside i am feeling numb,
and for the people behind this new idea,
sorry for the pun, but its the same stuff that leaves my bum.


(the joe was watching the wrightstuff this morning and i am completely shocked with there discussion point as it goes against all what we have been told as in protection and spread of disease. is there anyone and i mean anyone that thinks its safer to take it up the bum with no protection instead of ricking getting a girl pregnant.

my row would be do it the normal way but use a condom.

as the joe says to his mate billy.

"billy - dont be silly,
put a condom on your willy.".
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they have been doing this in Italy for years.
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Bum sex IS normal.
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Yes was debated on Ch5 this morning.
They showed the Kid Type Video with Pop song
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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/854880-c...heeky-for-some

was in todays metro paper

The Catchy pop Song One in the bum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uViB...layer_embedded
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Excluding LT

What do the Women/Girls on here think?
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Heterosexual bum sex, the last taboo.
Youtube video

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Just use contraceptives fgs. Anal sex is wrong.
Who cares if your rectum collapses at least you didn't get someone pregnant. Not to mention HIV and a high risk of cancer.

Vaginas were designed for the penis, the anus wasn't.
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Just use contraceptives fgs. Anal sex is wrong.
Who cares if your rectum collapses at least you didn't get someone pregnant. Not to mention HIV and a high risk of cancer.

Vaginas were designed for the penis, the anus wasn't.
Designed? Hmmmm interesting choice of word there.

The designer screwed up, the anus has more pleasure sensory nerves than the vagina and clitorus combined.
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Designed? Hmmmm interesting choice of word there.

The designer screwed up, the anus has more pleasure sensory nerves than the vagina and clitorus combined.
my arse

have a look at any anal sex scene online and the female who is receiving aint enjoying nowt

if it is that good then there would be a lot more female converts and not just those doing their partner a favour.


women are not usually wrong
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Designed? Hmmmm interesting choice of word there.

The designer screwed up, the anus has more pleasure sensory nerves than the vagina and clitorus combined.

I didn't mean literal "designer" obviously. But just look at the shape of the vagina's entrance, clearly intended for a penis.
Back passage? Clearly a one way exit.
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please dont give them any more publicity then i have already lol


I was going to do a Thread on this after viewing my recording on Ch5 Wright Stuff
but since you did one I added the missing Video.
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my arse

have a look at any anal sex scene online and the female who is receiving aint enjoying nowt

if it is that good then there would be a lot more female converts and not just those doing their partner a favour.


women are not usually wrong


Some Women like it
so its nothing to do with any favours.

Any Woman that does not want it up her bum
is not forced and is able to say No.
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Some Women like it
so its nothing to do with any favours.

Any Woman that does not want it up her bum
is not forced and is able to say No.
0.01% is not a big number
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my arse

have a look at any anal sex scene online and the female who is receiving aint enjoying nowt
Thats right because online porn is a fairly accurate representation of real life isnt it?

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Nope but you are.

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What part of your imagination did you find that number?
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Thats right because online porn is a fairly accurate representation of real life isnt it?
I dont think acting visibly distressed and looking ill at ease and sore is part of the gig.

Just because you dig getting it done to you regularly does not a sample make
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I dont think acting visibly distressed and looking ill at ease and sore is part of the gig.

Just because you dig getting it done to you regularly does not a sample make

Ooooh get her!!!!

You must just watch the ones for people getting off on rough stuff LT, you know gagging deep throat etc. I really do pity your future girlfriend when you do eventually get one.
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Ooooh get her!!!!

You must just watch the ones for people getting off on rough stuff LT, you know gagging deep throat etc. I really do pity your future girlfriend when you do eventually get one.
oh jeez

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dont
Ok matey will do you a favour and leave you alone.

I see Stu ripping into you on the apple itunes thread, wouldnt do to give you ammo to say you are being bullied eh?
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Ok matey will do you a favour and leave you alone.

I see Stu ripping into you on the apple itunes thread, wouldnt do to give you ammo to say you are being bullied eh?
stu beat me to it with the red button


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