[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

my little rob van winkle

to ITV my long good friend,
its now time our friendship must end.
you are well aware of my teenage crush,
and on dancing on ice who i think is lush.
rob has been nothing but brill,
compared to Denise and Johnson, he's pure skill.
yes i admit the last dance did fail,
but through to the next round i thought he would sail.
credibility has been earned and that should have been his savour,
but all i taste is the sympathy flavour.
you all were not voting according,
and that's why this show will be less rewarding.
lets end on a high and a little twinkle,
because the star of this show is rob van winkle.

(the joe is heart brocken lol anyone else sad ?)