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BB7 Discuss what winner Pete Bennett, Glyn, Aisleyne, Nikki and the other BB7 housemates are doing now, and all that happened in Big Brother 7. |
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15-05-2006, 02:03 PM | #1 | |||
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Big Brother 7: Hecklerspray Predictions
People are so elitist these days. It's always "ooh, I only watch films with subtitles" or "ooh, I don't abbreviate my text messages" or "ooh, I don't have a shrine to Fearne Cotton which I sit underneath ********** in my own filth." The same sort of people who claim that they won't be watching Big Brother 7. Liars. Starting it's million-week run this Thursday, hecklerspray guarantees that you'll be hooked on Big Brother 7 from the opening minute, the freak-infested Big Brother house holding you in a tangled web of guilty grim fascination. So - before it all kicks off - we thought we'd take a look at the upcoming series and make a few 'in-the-know' predictions about what Big Brother 7 might hold in store: - Coming from Essex now mandatory for all contestants - Late night Big Brother chatter to revolve around the poetry of Rimbaud, extremist existential philosophy, and which of the girls has the biggest breasty-weasts beneath her tight pink top - Electrical supply to house powered entirely by Dermot O' Leary's sense of self-satisfaction - Amusing Big Brother 'holocaust' week will engage contestants in all sorts of concentration-camp-themed roleplay - Assortment of knives readily available for some reason - Audience at Big Brother eviction nights now legally required to be better-looking - Button to be pressed every 108 minutes, otherwise something really, really bad happens (that had better be explained soon before everybody gives up and stops watching) - Extensive in-house book library will not be used much - Big Brother Contestants to be constantly reminded of chilling pointlessness of existence via endless replaying of Joy Division's Atmosphere - Big Brother Contestants will be stupid May 18th, people. Clear your schedules. http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=3126 |
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- Button to be pressed every 108 minutes, otherwise something really, really bad happens (that had better be explained soon before everybody gives up and stops watching)
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