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Like a fine whiskey
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May seem like a pointless thread I know, but I need you all to feel my pain...
...I knocked nearly a whole carton of ear buds on the floor and they went everywhere. Then I had nearly finished collecting them and then proceeded to just let go of the carton (I have no idea why) and back down they all went. Trying to pick up nearly 200 cotton buds is not fun, ever, EVER! ![]()
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Skinny Legend
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During a power cut I was trying to find the torch on top of the fridge, and knocked a box of drawing pins on the floor, they went everywhere
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His blood is bad.
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my testicles
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It's lacroix darling
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I dropped a box of matches once in the kitchen. Ugh.
![]() Oh and I smashed a glass when I was home alone and barefooted. I couldn't get to the hoover to clean it up cause the glass was all around me so I had to jump on the sofa (which was next to me) and wait for my Dad to get back. D;
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Altar Ego
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I dropped my phone down a grid the other day. Pulled up at friends house, didnt realise I was right above a grid, opened door and as I got out the car, my phone slid out the pocket. Gutted isn't the word. I've had to buy ****ty little Ł25 phone from Argos until O2 can bother their arses and send me a new one out
Its what i get for wearing joggers with shallow pockets I suppose Last edited by Tom.; 02-04-2011 at 03:35 PM. |
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Stu's hilarious posts which he assures the crowd are witty
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A deadly fart in the court room while I was on Jury Service, couldn't go anywhere, couldn't blame it on someone else, had to just sit in a cloud of eggy death and try and look as normal as I could so nobody suspected me.
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Fortunately the case collapsed mid-morning when the principal witness rerfused to testify (obviously needled). Freedom and no farty smell! |
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I can't wait to do jury service, although knowing me I'll get a stupid fraud one or GBH caught on CCTV so ti will be boring. I want a good meaty case like a murder or something.
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a massive mercury thermometer and i was home alone and didnt know it was dangerous then i looked it up online and it was like YOU WILL DIE IF YOU TOUCH IT and i was ****ting myself. but i didnt die so oh well.
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Drawing pins
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Like a fine whiskey
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Jamie.....
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I opened the fridge before and some stewed apple left over from making a crumble fell out and it went everywhere, it took forever to clean up :/
Once my sister opened the cupboard and the spaghetti packet was open and all the spaghetti fell out over her ![]() Omg and sugar, it goes everywhere and you can never seem to get it all, there always some bits you can still feel. Last edited by Jamie.....; 02-04-2011 at 08:19 PM. |
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Glass. Always happens when you're barefoot
Think the worst thing I've seen was beans. Wasn't me thankfully. My OH got some out of the microwave, dropped the bowl and they went all over absolutely everything. Walls, floor, fridge the lot. He wiped them all up and did exactly the same again ![]() |
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i dropped a plate once and the way it smashed was ridiculous. seriously none of the pieces that smashed were any bigger then my thumb nail. I was like, how does that even happen?
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filthy mudblood
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Mobile into a toilet.
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And why, if you drop a glass, is there always one piece that sits and waits. It can be for weeks. You can scoop it up and hoover 60 times but theres always one piece just waiting..... ready to pounce.....
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yeah omg, the other week my dad was taking a shower outside to the garage, and it broke. there was glass everywhere, and I just found a piece of it outside my bedroom door. He broke it downstairs so I dont even know how it got there.
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Focus
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Bowl of tiny macaroni
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