[Lee.]

I actually can't think of anything more boring than bein one of those soldiers in the busy hats who guard the likes of Buckingham Palace. They must stand for hours like statues whilst people stare at them or take photos of them... is like to speak to one and ask if they've ever seen anything that made them burst out laughing. I wonder what they think of whilst doing their job?

Also a queue buster at Asda must be pretty crappy!