[SoBig]

[Marsh.]

I love it.

[Josy]

[joeysteele]

Very good.

[Boothy]

What's wrong with it?

[Z]

He did give her a helpful response, you know?

[Redway]

Stereotyping.

[LeatherTrumpet]

When she says it broke down, what did she mean? Did it not start again or did it stall and she just gave up?

[Pyramid*]

Saw that a few years ago and thought it was brilliant!!

and of course, we need to redress the balance somewhat:

IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN.

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass wind to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her bottom.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.


We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

[Marc]

Valid point hahaha

[Pyramid*]

One for the MCP's.....


DRIVE-THRU CASHPOINT INSTRUCTIONS



Please note that with the arrival of the new “Drive-Thru” cashpoint machines, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

To enable customers to use this new facility, the following procedures have been drawn up. Please use the procedure which applies to your own circumstances (i.e. male or female) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.


MALE PROCEDURE


1) Drive up to the cash machine
2) Wind down your car window
3) Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4) Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5) Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6) Wind up window
7) Drive off


FEMALE PROCEDURE


1) Drive up to cash machine
2) Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3) Restart the stalled engine
4) Wind down the window
5) Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
6) Locate makeup bag and check makeup in rear view mirror
7) Attempt to insert card into machine
8) Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9) Insert card
10) Re-insert card the right way up
11) Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page
12) Enter PIN
13) Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14) Enter amount of cash required
15) Re-check makeup in rear view mirror
16) Retrieve cash and receipt
17) Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18) Place receipt in back of cheque book
19) Check eyelashes in mirror
20) Drive forward 2 metres
21) Reverse back to cash machine
22) Retrieve card
23) Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card in slot provided
24) Restart stalled engine and drive off
25) Drive for 3 to 4 miles
26) Release handbrake

[Benjamin]