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The housemates are now contestants in the Big Brother game show, thanks to this week's task.

The super shopping luxury budget that Big Brother awarded the housemates is now hanging in the balance. Over the next few days, the contestants will have to take part in the Big Brother Game Show to win their supplies.

Big Brother has provided the housemates with a laminate explaining the game show, and a box full of name badges that they must wear throughout the task.

When the housemates found out that they would be playing all-or-nothing games to win specific food sections, their brains - and mouths - went in to overdrive.

"Imagine if we don't win the meat section!" Grace stressed. Thinking for a moment, she screamed: "******* the meat, what about the booze?!"

Another rule of the game show task is that whenever the cheesy Big Brother game show host voice says "Big Brother will..." the housemates all have to reply "...get back to you." They won't get bored of that in a hurry.

The first game in the Big Brother Game Show is 'Meal or No Meal', hosted by none other than Big Brother, yay!


and the first task

The housemates are as happy as kids in a sweet shop after winning the first round of the Big Brother Game Show.

In a game called 'Who Are You?' the group were shown video clips of local schoolchildren talking about various housemates. George and Sezer were given the task of deciphering the kid-speak and guessing who was being described.

The first description, from 10-year-old Alex, said: "He's got the money" and something about "footballer's wives". Nikki thought it was her, but George correctly guessed it was Sezer.

"He's got me so wrong, that kid," was the Londoner's damning assessment of the 10-year-old's views.

Next up was 11-year-old Mazie, who said: "She looks a bit iffy, I don't like her. She's a bit horrible."

"It better not be me," said Nikki threateningly, and looked relieved when Lea was revealed as the object of the child's distaste. Lea, on the other hand, was not amused by her first piece of negative press from the outside world.

Next up was a "pretty blonde girl that might have a relationship with Glyn" - and the group were miffed to find out it was brown-haired Grace after guessing at Nikki (although Glyn perked up a bit). Don't they teach these kids about colours in school anymore?

Thankfully the housemates recovered from this blow to correctly pinpoint Richard ("he's acting gay and he thinks he's the man") and Pete ("he makes funny noises, he just doesn't care").

That was enough to bag them a week's worth of confectionery - now let's hope Big Brother makes sure they brush their teeth...

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