[Ninastar]

this guy, I cant even.

http://www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsArt

A good trick to play on a lady in a shop is to go right up to her and act like you are going to be sick really loudly and shout you are going to be sick and make yourself choke so much so it sounds dead real and you will make the lady think that you are going to be sick all over her. remember to do a really cute smile after youve pretended to be sick on her so she knows it is a fun trick. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

i have been screaming for ages to see how long i can scream for and it doesnt even feel like i am screaming anymore it just feels normal to me. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

A good joke to play on your mum is when she says you have to go home because she is going to bed you say you will go home but try not to laugh and then climb in through the bathroom window next to her room and crawl on the floor into her room and hide for ages and when she is asleep go in her bed and sleep there and then when she wakes up you will be there in her bed and it is so funny. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

Ive been lay in my loft for 2 days looking at the photo of the baby penguin i held in the zoo when I was maybe 6 and i dont even know if ive slept or not and i dont even care anymore because it is such a beautiful photo and he has the most fragile smile a penguin could ever have. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

[Scarlett.]

I love Chris (Simpsons artist)

[Smithy]

wtf

[Shaun]

Chris (Simpsons artist) is an outstanding man and will one day save us all

[Boothy]

I think Shaun posted something about Chris (Simpsons artist) a while ago.

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by Smithy

wtf

Chris (Simpsons artist) draws what he thinks the simpsons look like. I had one (or two?) as my avatar once

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Ninastar

Chris (Simpsons artist) draws what he thinks the simpsons look like. I had one (or two?) as my avatar once

oh right

[Stu]

I got tired of him fast to be honest. His is-this-guy-mentally-retarded? comedy act gets a bit repetitive.

[Boothy]

A good trick to play on a lady in a shop is to go right up to her and act like you are going to be sick really loudly and shout you are going to be sick and make yourself choke so much so it sounds dead real and you will make the lady think that you are going to be sick all over her. remember to do a really cute smile after youve pretended to be sick on her so she knows it is a fun trick. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

[Shaun]

who is this mentalist with sausages written across her forehead that is right it is the most outrageous pop singer in town and her name is called lady gaga. i like lady gaga because she can scream most of the notes in a familiar order and she is really good at doing gymnastics and when i saw her on my television 4 days ago i couldnt actually believe my eyes because she had written sausages right across the middle of her forehead and before she went on to the stage everyone was saying to her lady gaga you cant go on television with sausages written across your forehead and she said oh yeah well we will see about that and she did a massive laugh that sounded like someone slapping a giant bar of toblerone off a wooden fence and then she screamed i am lady gaga i am outrageous i can do whatever the hell i want to do and then she got a red felt tip pen out of her sons pencil case and she wrote sausages on her forehead and everyone was saying oh god shes actually done it and then she went on to the stage and no one in the audience could believe what they was seeing and everyone was just putting their hands over their mouths and shaking their heads and saying oh my god oh my god does she have sausages written across her forehead and lady gaga just stood there on the stage smirking and pointing to her forehead for about a minute and then she screamed into the microphone am i outrageous or what and everyone just sat there in silence and then she took a 10 pound note out of her shoe and without saying a single word she put it inside of her mouth and she swallowed it whole and a man tried to tell her to stop because she was offending too many people but she said that if people was offended by that then they wont like what she has got planned next and without any warning she put a ice cube inside of her mouth and she let it completely melt and then she spat it out onto a cushion and before everyones gasps had even finished she was gone and no one has seen her since but there is rumours going about that she has been seen at the back of the old woolworths in town collecting old take a break magazines to make a pair of trousers and i think that if she doesnt calm down soon and stop being so outrageous then she might end up being found dead one day or even worse she might not be allowed to be a pop singer anymore and she will have to work in somewhere like morrisons and that would be really sad. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

[Saph]

Chris (Simpsons artist)

[Smithy]

sounds like gaga

[Ninastar]

I've worked out who Chris (Simpsons artist) is...

The love child of M21 and marcus.

[King Gizzard]

And consors xx

[Natalie.]

confused but liking it

[King Gizzard]

[Marsh.]

Gives me a headache trying to read those ramblings.

[Shaun]

whoa. whoa. whoa. he's on twitter!?