[Sam:)]

Well, me and my girlfriend (Let's call her... Rachel) were hanging out last night. The whole night she was just kinda on my nerves, she was nagging, complaining, and just being totally annoying. I was trying to do the best I could, listening, reassuring her everything would be okay, comforting her, etc. But she just kept going on about the same old damn thing until she decided to randomly make a remark about my dad who is an alcoholic. I was so shocked I said, "What?" and she said the same thing. I stood up and walked to the kitchen trying to regain my cool. She followed me asking what was wrong which is when I turned around and asked her what she thought. She said, "I don't know" and I smacked her one across the face and I called her a " filthy ***** who will never amount to anything but giving decent head". I didn't regret it as she looked at me in disbelief, nothing to say and slowly walked to the door and left... Me still standing in the kitchen, panting and thinking she deserved it. After 30 minutes of her leaving, I got a phone call. It was her parents who told me that Rachel no longer wanted to see me and that she was filing a lawsuit. They also said that they called my mom telling her what happened. I tried to explain what actually happened but they ignored me saying they would see my in court and hung up. I started regretting it but still thought she deserved it... What girlfriend insults your dad!? About 15 minutes later, my mom called. She actually let me explain what happened but after I finished up my story all she had to say was, "I'm scared so you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say the cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes smell you later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit in my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

[InOne]

[rk3388]

oh i thought you were serious and i was just about to rage

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by rk3388

oh i thought you were serious and i was just about to rage

This but then I saw Joe's smiley

[Sam:)]

Tehe see how long it takes to get an abusive post telling me I deserve to die

[Vicky.]

[Boothy]

Originally Posted by Eoin

This but then I saw Joe's smiley

[2]

[Shaun]

I'd have found this funnier if you actually had
what does that say about me?

[ILoveTRW]

no but seriously, youve got to hit your bitch up every now and then, just to keep her in check

[Jack_]

Genius.

[Scarlett.]

*Read the last line first, like a boss*

[Sam:)]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I'd have found this funnier if you actually had
what does that say about me?

I know I feel the same! Were either twisted freaks or fcuking legends!

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW

no but seriously, youve got to hit your bitch up every now and then, just to keep her in check

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW

no but seriously, youve got to hit your bitch up every now and then, just to keep her in check

Always one........

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I'd have found this funnier if you actually had
what does that say about me?

[2]

-feels slightly let down and disappointed-

[Sam:)]

Think I might bump this tomorrow during the show,really want to see who the first person who dosnt read it or get it is!

[Chuck]

I actually thought you were serious and was already saying there's a wife beating man on the forum on msn.

[Novo]

Fell for it

[Sam:)]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

I actually thought you were serious and was already saying there's a wife beating man on the forum on msn.

OMG to who????

[Chuck]

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

hahahahah mahahahaha whahahahaha jajajajajaja jejejejejejeje

[CharlieO]

I read the first half and was just about to construct a reply on how disgusting I thought you were but then read the comments and went back and read again.

[Sam:)]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

Was it people on this forum?

[Vicky.]

You should get rid of the though if you want people to kick off with you without reading it fully

[Sam:)]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

You should get rid of the though if you want people to kick off with you without reading it fully

Done,I also added another sentence! I think like 99% of people will see the smileys and comments and realise it's a joke

[Locke.]

Well done you have officially fooled John Locke, it is not very often that happens.