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Old 26-08-2011, 11:48 AM #1
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Found a few corkers on various websites that I thought I would post for your general amusement.

Robert Palmer
Addicted To Love
"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"

R.E.M.
Losing My Religion
"Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight"

Queen
Bohemian Rhapsody
"The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee...."

J. Geils Band
Centerfold
"My anus is the center hole"

The Police
Message in a Bottle
"Massage in a Brothel"

Whitney Houston
Savin all my Love
"Shaving off my muff for you"

Anyone else got any funny misheard lyrics to share.
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Duffy.. Mercy. Sounds like she's singing "you've got me begging you for birdseed"

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"Swagger Jagger Swagger Jagger You Should Get Some Of Your Own"
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i think there is a part of Pokerface that sounds like fuck her face
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the second line sounds like "I fell into a bed with Ainsley Harriott".
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the second line sounds like "I fell into a bed with Ainsley Harriott".
I never noticed this before I can't believe it, it actually does say that! (well kinda... it obviously isn't but it is!)
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The Bee Gees "More than a woman".I for years thought they were singing Bald headed woman.
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i think there is a part of Pokerface that sounds like fuck her face
I swear it says **** her face. Like in reality.
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Rub that clitoris grease around

it's actually rub that glitter and grease around
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Worst offender surely has to go to The Killers 'are we human? or are we denser?!' and the hoards of people who upon looking up the real lyric - originating from a Hunter S. Thompson quote - still didn't get it and said it's well confusing.
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Today I was listening to Set Fire to the Rain and I thought that Adele said Tuna Face
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I think the lyrics are,are we human? or are we dancer? that's what I always assumed it was anyway.
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I always think shes saying either kick your face or in your face.

I would laugh if it turns out I was right on one of them.
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I always think shes saying either kick your face or in your face.

I would laugh if it turns out I was right on one of them.


and its Watched it pour as I touched your face
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I hear: I just want you to fart on my young
It supposedly says: I just want you to father my young.
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Ok thanks for the info.
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