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Old 27-08-2011, 03:31 PM #1
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if you like the poem in my profile < you are the lady i want lol
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Old 28-08-2011, 12:30 AM #2
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if you like the poem in my profile < you are the lady i want lol
I will read the poem in your profile some other time, Joe Just wanted to say I love poetry, and love writing it, so much so that I started my own site, a free site, called Waxing Lyrical a few years back now. I had quite a few members of it but as time went on the members petered out as usually happens with sites, so I just keep it now to continue writing poems and stories for my own pleasure. I don't consider my stuff good, but it is something I love.

I used to contribute to Mr Mustards thread 'Is Poetry a lost art' or something like that, in the general discussions section on DS, and would sometimes post a few of my poems there.
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Ha ha Joe
Members should know by now that you are a stronger than tank.

I think it does not matter like Suze says you would keep writing for your own pleasure. If anyone replies you, either good or bad, it is bonus.

But remember Joe, somebody do appreciate your poem.
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Old 28-08-2011, 03:39 PM #7
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now the joe is greatful and i thank the sooster,
dont dare bend over because i am a rooster.
and now on to one fine lady with a taste for corruption,
suze are you after the joe eruption.
we need to swap notes and chat more,
i am onto a winner, i can not possible not score.
i want to marry you suze and live togther in a riddle,
you can do what ever you want to me, enjoy the fiddle.
every day i will write to you and bigbrother will be second in the que,
because suze you are going nowhere, i used supper glue.
there has to be room for one more and that is my other lover,
paddy who wants to be a cat, to me he is like a brother.
we can all 3 watch big brother and dicuss our hate and passion,
womannnnnnnnnnnn you we will have to rashion.
i do like bobby but i am not sure if i want to bed,
because he is even sicker then me in the head.
well it will be a happy bed so night night all,
i think the joe has messed up and this poem is joes final poem fall.


lol @ the joe and if you all never speak to me again i will understand. but i have been on the lash since 3pm last night. not that its a excuse or anything lol.
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Oh The Joe, how can I resist your poetry and charm
I'd gladly rap with you the Joe, without a single qualm,
But before that, there is something I think that you should know
I'm from Amy Childs County, ain't I dontya know.
Us essex gals have bad reps you see
People think we all is fick
So if you wants to hook up with me
Prepare, for some might take the Mick
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i try to rime and rap words in a line,
and if you like, we can discuss it over some wine.
you can pay because i believe in equal opertunitys,
welcome to my world, there are no immunitys.
everyday i write things that will mke you cringe,
but you wont complain because as paddy said, i will service your minge.


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Oh The Joe, how can I resist your poetry and charm
I'd gladly rap with you the Joe, without a single qualm,
But before that, there is something I think that you should know
I'm from Amy Childs County, ain't I dontya know.
Us essex gals have bad reps you see
People think we all is fick
So if you wants to hook up with me
Prepare, for some might take the Mick

to the suze who i must clap,
thats not only to get in your trap.
you got style and grace and i adore,
i dont have much, bottle of cider and some fish and chips all 4 a score.
essex girls are loverly i dont have no terror,
as long as its not amy, because that would be a error.
so what are we going to talk about and i hope you dont get me drunk,
because the joe is a good boy and i dont use the internet to funk.
suze private message me useing the tibb message way,
lets chat privatly with out everyone seeing what we say.



lol @ the joe - i am the last desparodo, i have been around the world in a day, no sir no sir chickabum my way. JOECRAZY.
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