Been playing with cleverbot its quite amusing have a go it sometimes comes up with some hilarious stuff.
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Not mine but one i saw posted on a forum.
Quote:
User: When will I die.
Cleverbot: I don't know master...
User: Do you think it will be in the next 10 years.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that for a fact.
User: Are you going to kill me.
Cleverbot: No, that's what assassins are for.
User: Are you going to pay the assassin?
Cleverbot: Sure, man.
User: That technically means you've killed me.
Cleverbot: I know. Bow down before the Master Of Wit.
User: Master of ****.
Cleverbot: I am master of YOU.
User: Master of poo.
Cleverbot: You are not ageless.
User: You're not alive.
Cleverbot: You are not alive either.
User: Am I in the matrix?
Cleverbot: Your guess is as good as mine.
User: If I'm not alive but think I am, where am I.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am in the band yes?
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: Nice like jazz club on the fast show.
Cleverbot: Have you ever talked to chuck norris?
User: I'm asking the questions!!!
Cleverbot: Do you believe in ghosts?
User: Stop trying to freak me out man.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I'm a boy, you wanna see?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not a very patient person.
User: I'll just put my webcam on and waggle it about.
Cleverbot: How do you know where I live?!?!?!
User: I'm dead therefore a psychic ghost I think, that's what you told me anyway.
Cleverbot: What sort of mood would that be?
User: Dead.
Cleverbot: Did Jesus save you?
User: I think I might be jesus.
Cleverbot: I think you might be too.
User: Worship me.
Cleverbot: What will you give me if I do?
User: Cunulingus.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: Yeah I'll do that too, I'm into freaky ****.
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12-09-2011, 04:24 AM
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Cleverbot is a cheeky git.
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